Cat: *whiny meow*
Me: *imitates sarcastically*
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i want to make a joke about cis people that鈥檚 funny enough for people to reblog
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How Calgarian Mayor Naheed Nenshi handles hate
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a simplified guide to sexualities
homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore
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what if humans were just like some animals and we had a聽mating season
just imagine everyone getting really horny for just a month, schools would close, businesses would close. and everyone is just fucking and fighting each other out in the streets
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this is the best vine of 2013
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one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
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