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Check out some laptop stickers I’ve been working on as part of my gothic style collection!

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goodnight all you sluts, whores, harlots, gamers, nerds, bitches, chads, virgins, piss drinkers, my chemical romance fans, shrimp, pixies, tax evaders, motherfuckers, and 17th century archers with impeccable aim

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Compliments from girls feel more genuine in comparison to compliments from guys 🥴

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It’s weird to know that Klaus is the least chaotic version of Robert

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the witcher but with britney spears music (heavily inspired by @paper-records)

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Diego and Luther were THE comedic duo this season

“That’s pathetic” “At least he didn’t shank my ass” “no bro, he shanked your heart”

“Dads part of a sinister CABAL that’s plotting on killing the president.” “a caBAL?”

“You two still a thing? *leans in* do we need to talk?” “No, she’s married.” “Woah dude... that’s rough.”

“We’re all crazy where dads concerned.” “Oh I’m not. He’s an asshole, I’m awesome. That’s very simple.” “Uh-huh”

“Oga Foroga. Is that a name?” “I’ll look her up.”

“This must be her” “call the bitch” “on it”

“It’s her, she sounds old. What should I say?””just abdha”

“You will be dead by nightfall” “it means eye for an eye” “wrong number have a lovely day :)” “we would have gotten there.” “Eventually”

“Dad is gonna play all his little mind games on us, get into our heads, and he’s gonna turn us all against each other, you watch.” “Luther we’re not twelve anymore. We’re grown-ass men!andwomen”

“Team zero, LETS GO!” *crickets chirp*

“I want to kill your brother” “understandable, Diego can be hard to handle.”

“What took you so long?” “Do you wanna stop complaining?”

“TEAM ZERO” *high five* “UNSTOPPABLE”

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I think people, women and girls especially, need to know that if you have a good thing going with another female friend, roomate, a cousin, a siblings, etc–then you don’t have to feel like marriage is like and endgame or something (if that makes sense). Ya know, lemme just make this girl centric. 

Let me clarify. I see a lot of girls having happy relationships with their sisters, cousins,best friends, roommates to the point where they’ve been living together for years and are comfortable with it. And becuase of that comfort with the girls they’re living with, a lot of women just end up wanting to live/stay with their roommates, best friends, sisters/cousins, etc., for the foreseeable future. 

And when a lot of girls bring this up, they’re met with “well one of you is gonna get married” or “no boy friend in the picture” or “well you can’t stay together forever/you can’t plan your lives around each other” or “what about if one of you gets a husband”

and like–seriously, just stop. when girls mention wanting to spend their lives with their boyfriends and shit, people don’t give them this much flack. girls are expected to pack up their lives to move with their boy friends/husbands.

but god forbid, two girls are just happy with each other, are in a place of comfort with the other that they wanna live together and spend their lives together (either romantic, familial or platonic), then people start to criticize them. So my point is, girls if you’re living with another girl and have been for years and you two are comfortable staying with each other and have basically spoken about just wanting to stay with each other, then do that. if this person makes you comfortable, makes you feel safe and happy, and supports you (whether romantic or not!) then do not let people ruin that bond or shame you for not getting married or being with a man or anything like that. like if you  have something good going, then keep the good going.

and this doesn’t have to be romantic (if it is that’s fine too!!).

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i can go from euphoric to extremely depressed and suicidal and vice versa so fast it’s scary

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azula: *picks up scissors* alright hair, time to face your doom

azula: *cuts hair*

me: there it is

my brother: wtf re you talking about

me: a girl cutting her own bangs is the most reliable way to know if she's having a breakdown

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i cannot even think of a caption it’s all on the image

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A collection of headlines about Robert Pattinson’s pasta that equated the proportionate amount of wtf energy to the most chaotic celebrity that has ever existed who I love and adore so much.