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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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There’s always something on Reddit

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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i think it should be illegal to not have paper menus. and it should be illegal to only accept digital payments and not accept cash

generally making anything accessible only with a phone sould be illegal. like genuinely regulated by the govt and forbidden. IMO

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i’d like to formally apologise to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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Having a cold in summer should be illegal

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staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

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My five year plan is to listen to music