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she said time is an abstract concept i said bitch where, she said underneath the illusion of existence i said bitch..none of this is real
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“Hey, there are 0 letters in the alphabet, right?” “No, there’s 26.” “oh, sorry, i must have forgotten The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog.. ;)” “What about R..” “How could i forget.. R u single..?”
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do i have any followers that are billionaires? children of billionaires? relatives or lovers of billionaires? how do i actually make this happen? i know you got the connects. inbox me
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someone, inevitably:
the 90′s were the best. No other era comes close. remember Wild Thornberries?? Cow and Chick???? Those were the tour de force. They’ll never make��‘em as well as they did back then
me:
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COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriously
A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he’d won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.
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