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hi!!!!! do you like crystals? I like crystals....

— @prismbulb-ii

1 thinkz crystalz are coolz yez. Though zome hurtz my eyez becauze they're too brighz

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Uhhhh...

I forgot what I was gonna say ohmygod😔😔🥭

I'm zure it will come backz to you, in the meantimez "Uhhhh..." to you tooz.

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Dawg I'm craving some chicken rn

I feelz ya. Is there any chickenz there for youz? I was gonna generate it for you butz I then remembered I can't anymorez, whoops.

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would you like some plushies? they're wonderful friends :3

Ohhz I never hadz those.Hopez they're comfy.

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Mephone 4 do you have any fun facts about blueberry not stated on the website please pleaase pleaase

Fun factz you zay? I guess I remember onez that goez something like, he actuallyz has chronic painz in hiz legz. That'z why he preferz to lay down a lotz.

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mod you spelled ableist wrong in the pinned post. just thought u would want to know.

OOC\\ top ten reasons I can't spell. Thanks

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sorry for the 9 gifs of cats eating corn it was a dare ily /p 💔💔💔

I don't thinkz I can lookz at corn the zame way anymorez

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Wha..

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Umz.

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*Gives Mephone4 plenty of air kisses and hugs*

Ahz! Zo muchz affectionz I forgot what datz feelz like.

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Hmm you need a screen repair!!

So, I have..beenz..told! It ztill hurtz like a bunch.. regardlezz. I will bez okay 👍

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Hello!

We haven't met, but I've heard a lot about you from my friends. I noticed from your posts that you seem to... not be doing great, so I thought I'd shoot you a message!

Even if things feel bad now, I promise they'll get better with time. From what I've heard from Suitcase and Balloon, you're actually a lot better of a person than you think you are, despite any morally questionable decisions you might have made.

Warm Regards

Your friendly neighbourhood Honey Fungus

PS, probably don't compare yourself to jerk ceos, that guy was a real piece of work and I doubt nobody would be nearly as happy about you exploding as they were about him exploding.

Oh myz.. That's.. awfully kind of ya.I do really appreciatez it. I juzt.. I don't knowz.. I'm zcared if ..i ever..came acrozz like him to my.. contestantz. I am truly zorry though. I am. Tryingz to be a betterz perzon. It'z juzt hard toz be thinking datz after everythingz..I do appreciatez thiz though! Tremendouzly!

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‘ Salutations, Sir ! ‘ -@assistant-mepad

W-wha.. Mepad..? I.. uh.. Zhit.. I'm so so so zorry. For everythingz, you were rightz I shouldn't have uzed the zhow to expresz it as a coping mechanizm. It'z ..not right. I wazn't.. thinking properly.. I owe a hugez apology to youz and Toilet ezpecially.. I am so zorry. I dragged everyonez down with me..You don't havez to forgivez me. I juzt wanted to zay this..I took everyone for grantedz.. I'm..no better than Cobz himzelf ha..ha.

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Oh my holy grailz ! Theze are..zo good! It..bringz me back to when I uzed to draw haha.Maybe, I zhould pick that upz again.I lovez thiz though! Hanging theze up in a framez! :D

I thought I'd show off some of my art! Me and a bunch of my friends (+parents)

I'll tag the people I know have tumblr

@ask-bulba-brightley-bristleworth

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@ask-the-cab

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Hi Mephone4! I made some triple chocolate chip cookies for you. I made it with love and happiness. <3 :D

..i haven't had thoze in a while..! Youz didn't have to really! I don't think i deserve thiz after everything. Thankz though!

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*gives you a blanket* *gives you a cookie* *gives you hot coco*

I'm so proud of you, keep on living my guy :]

Ah! Howz are you doingz that from the zcreen? But..reallyz..? I haven't heardz that in a whilez.. I am.. trying to..live haha..

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What's the worst trauma you wish not to remember

Ahz..what. Uh..wowzers.. very bluntz aren't you? Being forcefully putz on DND mode and locked in the dark roomz for hourz..not great if your body iz paralyzed and ifz you're ztripped of your vocalz cordz!..ah..ha..