megafaunatic
megafaunatic
WORM ON A STRING
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hello friends i am lorethey/themfind me on ao3 @etymologyplayground yes spoilers!
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megafaunatic · 9 minutes ago
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Pausing a moment from swimming around its shallow coastal habitat to speak with reporters, a 14-month-old Atlantic tarpon admitted Tuesday that it was currently at a “pretty good place in [its] life” and “couldn’t be happier.” “I feel good. I’ve got my health, I’ve reached full maturity, the autumnal migration went great—I really can’t complain,” said the 5-foot Megalops atlanticus, stating that it had everything a pelagic fish could ask for, from abundant sources of crab and grass-shrimp to zero predators in its visual field.
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megafaunatic · 1 hour ago
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bet it pisses off the suits at adobe so bad that they made the little icon for photshop "Ps" -> therefore icon for illustrator shd be "Il"but obv can't just be "Il" so they made it "Ai" for Adobe Illustrator -> now they have an actual genai tool -> logo for that one is just a triangle
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megafaunatic · 2 hours ago
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megafaunatic · 15 hours ago
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my entry to terrible comics day. i drew this with my finger on my laptop trackpad
obviously inspired by tumblr user teaboots' post which i consider a piece of performance art tbh
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megafaunatic · 16 hours ago
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megafaunatic · 17 hours ago
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megafaunatic · 18 hours ago
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megafaunatic · 18 hours ago
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Austria travel poster featuring two cyclists on a tandem bicycle (1972).
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megafaunatic · 20 hours ago
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megafaunatic · 2 days ago
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JFK (also rendered as JFC) was a pseudo-mythological historical figure born between 3000-4000 years ago. He¹ was a powerful leader whose public death was shrouded in mystery. Contemporary accounts state that he was shot, and then nailed to a cross. The land of Italy was blamed for his death. Mythologically, he is said to have returned from death and constructed a port.
Historical pronoun.
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megafaunatic · 2 days ago
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If there’s a piece of writing you love, that makes you wish you had the ability to do what it does, the tools you're looking for are inside the story itself. Fiction is rarely mysterious in how it works. All you have to do is pay attention with the right mindset.
What you’re looking for is cause and effect, set-up and pay off. What does that piece of dialogue set up a) within the scene and b) later in the narrative? What purpose does this moment serve for the story as a whole? Can you identify the turning points within the scene and the turning points in the larger narrative? How do they fit together? You’ll find these things tend to fall into general patterns. Don’t get distracted by focusing on character details, analysis, or speculation! Fandom tends to overemphasize character to the exclusion of everything else. You probably already know how to analyze characters, but how much time do you spend thinking about the mechanics of the narrative? If you can figure out what makes the stories you love work, you can teach yourself to do any kind of storytelling you want to.
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megafaunatic · 2 days ago
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cutely emits a single ping
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megafaunatic · 2 days ago
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 2
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[Poll 1, Poll 3]
PROPAGANDA:
[Julian]
"he is EXTREMELY submissive and breedable."
[submitted by @justanotherkathrynjanewayblog]
[Garak]
"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."
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megafaunatic · 2 days ago
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i think it's nice that people write books and it's possible to read them. often through the public library system
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megafaunatic · 3 days ago
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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas
1) John Adams
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John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.
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Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.
2) Theodore Roosevelt
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A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.
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Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.
3) Richard Nixon
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Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!
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Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.
I welcome critical analysis.
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megafaunatic · 3 days ago
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june by alex dimitrov
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megafaunatic · 4 days ago
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Tales of the Amur, illus. Gennady Pavlishin (via riowang)
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