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Ollo, Megamind. I know that you have made plenty of inventions in the past - which you would use to "almost win" against Metro Man - and I'm curious: What is the strangest invention you've made?

Ollo, fan! To answer your question, Ive never made a strange invention -- they're all perfectly normal!

Especially MEGA TOMATO KALEIDO-FACE OF DOOM!!

Oooh, I do miss that mightily monstrous machine of mine. He was a crowd favorite! I mean, everybody was running around, screaming in terror, but if MEGA TOMATO KALEIDO-FACE OF DOOM had been spewing candy rather than radiation, I have no doubt that the CITIZENS of METROCITY woulda loved him and all 6 of his tentacles!

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Ooh, you're making me blush! Cmon, Roxie! Please continue ~ 💙💙💙 Matt Roman! WOW! How FASCINATING it is, that such an interesting super being has such a BORING name! Really?! His true weakness is his MOTHER?!you know, I'd considered that, once! I just... forgot that Id considered it. You know how it is -- Being a genius, I have so many spectacular thoughts roaming through my mind ... some of them are washed away!! 😅

Either way, I must say, you truly are the world's greatest reporter, Miss Ritchi ~ 😏😘

Yes! Minion and I have just finished patrolling the streets, my lovely lady!! We are driving home this very instant! Prepare yourself for the greatest hug of all time!! It's gonna be a doozy ~ 💙❤ Oh, OF COURSE!!! I'll have Minion stop at a donut shop on the way home! 🍩☕You shall have your coffee, and your hug, my dear, before you can say "megahugoffee!!"

Loooveee yooouuuuu ~ 💙⭐⚡❤

⚡MEGAMIND⚡

Do you remember that one time you saved Megamind when he almost died?

Yes. He may be evil, but I’m strongly opposed to the death penalty. Justice should be fair, above murder. Not equal to it.

~Metro Man

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Aww, well i need you too ~ 💙💙💙

😘🥰😍

Yeah MATT!

MATT?!

HIS NAME IS MATT?!!?!?

You'd be without romance, my dear ~ now THATS a crime ~ 😏

Xoxoxoxo 💙💙💙

Do you remember that one time you saved Megamind when he almost died?

Yes. He may be evil, but I’m strongly opposed to the death penalty. Justice should be fair, above murder. Not equal to it.

~Metro Man

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What a great idea! BE A HERO, NOT A HAL!!! Oh, it's GENIUS!!! Not as genius of an idea as all of mine are, of course, but you're pretty close!! And, oh, this is going to go FAR beyond t-shirts!! There will be coffee mugs, posters, stickers! Even undergarments!!! I'LL MAKE A FORTUNE!!! -- So will you and Minion! I'm a hero, now, so I wouldn't keep it all to myself ~ selfishness is next to wickedness, as they say! I will be giving each of you a whopping 1% of the total profit!!!

(And ya know, just thinkin. This will teach all buyers a very important lesson -- "Don't use your sudden superhero abilities to destroy entire cities!")

((Ooo, you know what?? Once this has taken off, I'll finally be able to save for those new boots Roxanne seemed interested in! Can you imagine the look on her face when I surprise her with them? She'll be so EXCITED! I have a feeling she's been wanting to see me in that specific pair for some time, now.))

Oh, my incredible idea!! I'll tell you all about it, dear fan! And the, uh, the haunted house for charities -- yes! that was my NEXT idea!! But my FIRST idea, well, it DOES involve bringing the dead back to the world of the living, but not quite like you've imagined. No... my plan is this:

ROBOTICIZING the dead!!! I call them...

⭐ROBO-PEEPS!!!⭐

I've started with ALBERT EISTEIN!!! I'm a big fan. Oohh, I can't type another word! I shall complete my response after I've built him!!

OKAY! I return! So, I've stored everything Einstein ever made, all footage that was ever recorded of the man, onto a BRAIN DISC!!! I then built his robotic form from scratch (and I must say, he bears a STRIKING resemblance to the cherished genius) and inserted said BRAIN DISC!! HE LIVES ONCE AGAIN!!! HE LIIIIVES!!! hE LIIIIIIIIIVESSS!!! LOL! AND I SHALL DO THE SAME WITH YOUR LITTLE HOBBIT CREATURE, FRODO!!! FRODO LIVES INDEED! LOL!!

BRB!!

BACK! Frodo does seem melancholy, might have to REMOVE some of those memory files --

POOP?! well, this is just embrassing. It also explains why Minion kept insisting I give my instrument another name... and it explains the laughter. Roxanne's laughter, specifically.

W o w WHY DON'T THEY TELL ME ANYTHING?!?! HAVE THEY BEEN LAUGHING AT ME THIS WHOLE TIME???

Clearly I'll have to move onto other musical instruments. I won't live this down, otherwise. Hmm... what about bass guitars and drums? No, BUMTAR will only result in more ridicule. Perhaps trombones and flutes? MEGA TUTES? That might work!! I could even make them more helpful by using my 🧠🧠🧠 to alter the frequency of the musical notes -- designing them to vibrate so powerfully that it'll knock any ill-minded opponents off their feet!!

I know you told me not to ask, but... WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANYONE PUT FECAL MATTER ON THEIR FACE?!!??!

Oohh, Einstein is stealing all of my eggs! AGAIN. Must go! Ciao!!

⚡MEGAMIND ⚡

Hello, Megamind, I'm quite a fan--in case the user name didn't make it obvious enough--and I love your Gothic/Metal style. I'm curious, however, do you have the musical skills to match your hard rocker look? If so, what instrument(s) do you play? (And have you ever considered giving Music Man some pointers, because, seriously, enthusiasm is great and all, but dear Gods he needs help.)

Ollo! 😃 Why, yes, I do have musical skill, my dear fan, and it is EXCEPTIONAL!!!1 I play an instrument of my own creation..... half guitar, half piano! I call it...

⭐The GUANO!⭐

You know, I told Music Man that we'd make a fantastic musical duo but he, unfortunately, prefers flying solo. Foolish, I know. Together we'd be unstoppable!!

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Awww... don't worry, Megamind. I'm sure your instrument is vastly superior in multiple ways.

Right you are, my Fantastic Fan! Each and every one of my ⭐ GLORIOUS INVENTIONS ⭐ (the MegaFun Megalodon, the De-Plasticator Gator, Hungry Hungry Vacuums, Snack-in-the-Box, the Wheel of Cleanliness -- to name a few) are VASTLY SUPERIOR!!! Thanks for noticing ~ 😏

I'm afraid there's not much that can be done about it, anyway. I mean, raining down laser-powered wrath upon the inventor of the keytar is right out; firstly because it wouldn't set a very good example as Defender of Metro City and secondly because I'm fairly sure he's already passed on.

Oh, of course! Laser-powered wrath -- that's so 2010! Nooo, those days are faaar behind me. I truly am a changed man, a GOOD GUY™, and I have been for some time!

Which means there would have to be a seance involved, and that seems like one of those Bad Ideas Minion has warned you about before. (Do you want hauntings? Because that's how you get hauntings.)

Bad ideas?? Minion?? Warned?? Me??? About?? Whaaa???? Oohh, that Pitiful Pygo wouldn't recognize a bad idea if it were two feet in front him! (I'm not interested in hauntings at this current moment in time, no. But I will say this conversation has given me some EXCELLENT ideas! 😀👍)

As far as the terms "crappy" and "fowl" were concerned, that was a joke. Or more accurately, to quote Terry Pratchett, "that was a pune, or a play on words."

That's because guano is... Well, what you have to understand is that guano is clearly a homonym, a word with multiple different meanings. And while one of those definitions is am awesome musical device invited by a marvelous blue alien super genius, the other is...

Um...

Well, guano basically means...

Do you know what? I think I'm going to simply let you Consult the Google about that one, too.

So GUANO is not only my magnificent creation? It's alsoooo........

A BOOK ABOUT FLIGHTLESS BIRDS⁉️ 🤔

Finally, of course I love you! Nearly everyone--certainly everyone with excellent taste and discernment--loves the Incredibly Handsome Inventive Genius and Master of All Heroism! (Seriously, have you seen all the fan art?) I mean, you're exactly the sort of person most of us would want to hang out with. Your brilliant, funny, sincere... you've got great taste in music and you've been know to slip geek culture bits, such as a Star Wars reference, into your banter... Look, you're just fantastic, okay? Metro City got one hell Hades of an upgrade! Even your Goth look is better, far more stylish than Flying Elvis. LOL!

Oh, well... your ❤ is GREATLY appreciated... and also returned. 💙 (I have seen some of the fan's art! And I must say, it is incredible! ⭐My fans are the most talented of all!!!⭐ Just sayin')

I mean, you're exactly the sort of person most of us would want to hang out with. Your brilliant, funny, sincere... you've got great taste in music and you've been know to slip geek culture bits, such as a Star Wars reference, into your banter... Look, you're just fantastic, okay? Metro City got one hell Hades of an upgrade! Even your Goth look is better, far more stylish than Flying Elvis. LOL!

This is all 💯% true! (Side note: Star Wars, am I right?)

More than that, you gave so many of us who feel like outsiders, for a multitude of reasons, a hero we can identify with, who makes us feel like it's okay to be different. So never doubt that you are very much loved.

🤟🥺

You know, after all of these years, I've realized something -- That being true to yourself is one of the most important things you can accomplish! ⭐⭐⭐

(Unless you're, ya know, a murderer. Or a mugger. Or Hal Shtewart. Please don't be like Hal Shtewart, I beg of you -- we're still recovering)

Much love!!! 💙 👈😁👉 💙

⚡MEGAMIND⚡

Hello, Megamind, I'm quite a fan--in case the user name didn't make it obvious enough--and I love your Gothic/Metal style. I'm curious, however, do you have the musical skills to match your hard rocker look? If so, what instrument(s) do you play? (And have you ever considered giving Music Man some pointers, because, seriously, enthusiasm is great and all, but dear Gods he needs help.)

Ollo! 😃 Why, yes, I do have musical skill, my dear fan, and it is EXCEPTIONAL!!!1 I play an instrument of my own creation..... half guitar, half piano! I call it...

⭐The GUANO!⭐

You know, I told Music Man that we'd make a fantastic musical duo but he, unfortunately, prefers flying solo. Foolish, I know. Together we'd be unstoppable!!

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WHAT???? Crappy?? FOWL??? Why ever would anyone think such a thing?????? 🤨 ☹

Keytar? 🤔 Hmm, nope. Never heard of it. 🔍TO GOOGLEY!!🔎

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! 😤 THAT'S EXACTLY MY CREATION!! THAT IS MY GUANO! SUCH THIEVERY IDKANZKWM

This goes out to the CRIMINAL who decided to STEEL my invention and CLAIM it as their own ----

❗❗YOU ARE INCREDIBLY RUDE❗❗

Ps -- you love me?

⭐ MEGAMIND, TRUE CREATOR OF GUANO AKA THE SO-CALLED "KEYTAR"⭐

Hello, Megamind, I'm quite a fan--in case the user name didn't make it obvious enough--and I love your Gothic/Metal style. I'm curious, however, do you have the musical skills to match your hard rocker look? If so, what instrument(s) do you play? (And have you ever considered giving Music Man some pointers, because, seriously, enthusiasm is great and all, but dear Gods he needs help.)

Ollo! 😃 Why, yes, I do have musical skill, my dear fan, and it is EXCEPTIONAL!!!1 I play an instrument of my own creation..... half guitar, half piano! I call it...

⭐The GUANO!⭐

You know, I told Music Man that we'd make a fantastic musical duo but he, unfortunately, prefers flying solo. Foolish, I know. Together we'd be unstoppable!!

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This guy does NOT read the papers!!!

What did you mean by "we were just going through the motions"? Was Megamind not enough for you? Had he become predictable?

I’d say he’s pretty predictable, yes. Even if he pulls something completely out of the blue, I’m durable enough for it to not matter.

~Metro Man

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You clearly haven't read the papers!

Do you remember that one time you saved Megamind when he almost died?

Yes. He may be evil, but I’m strongly opposed to the death penalty. Justice should be fair, above murder. Not equal to it.

~Metro Man

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So about that -- Funny story! Roxanne wasn't abducted by the Doom Syndikit, she was actually just shopping. Ran out of eggs LOL 🥚🥚🥚

Metro Man! It's me, Megamind! I need your help! The DOOM SINDICIT HAS ABDUCTED ROXANNE!!!

Hang on now, I thought you were supposed to be the big bad defender. How the hell did you let this happen?

Plus, it’s spelled syndicate, just so you know.

~Metro Man

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Hello, Megamind, I'm quite a fan--in case the user name didn't make it obvious enough--and I love your Gothic/Metal style. I'm curious, however, do you have the musical skills to match your hard rocker look? If so, what instrument(s) do you play? (And have you ever considered giving Music Man some pointers, because, seriously, enthusiasm is great and all, but dear Gods he needs help.)

Ollo! 😃 Why, yes, I do have musical skill, my dear fan, and it is EXCEPTIONAL!!!1 I play an instrument of my own creation..... half guitar, half piano! I call it...

⭐The GUANO!⭐

You know, I told Music Man that we'd make a fantastic musical duo but he, unfortunately, prefers flying solo. Foolish, I know. Together we'd be unstoppable!!

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Like it?! Oh no! I LOVE IT!

how do you feel about this drawing

Whoever drew this clearly has skill!

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Check out my twit account!

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So it's a horrendous crime! But I didn't ACTUALLY kill you!

What did you mean by "we were just going through the motions"? Was Megamind not enough for you? Had he become predictable?

I’d say he’s pretty predictable, yes. Even if he pulls something completely out of the blue, I’m durable enough for it to not matter.

~Metro Man

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Make me!

Do you remember that one time you saved Megamind when he almost died?

Yes. He may be evil, but I’m strongly opposed to the death penalty. Justice should be fair, above murder. Not equal to it.

~Metro Man

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how do you feel about this drawing

Whoever drew this clearly has skill!

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Uh huh. and do you have proof? 🤔

Do you wear underwear under your suit or is the underwear on the outside your underwear? ( sorry for weird question lollll just been wondering a while)

It’s under! It would be pretty gross to wear nothing under the suit. You could imagine the swass that comes from a strenuous day of defending!

~Metro Man

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Okay so murder is more than minor!

What did you mean by "we were just going through the motions"? Was Megamind not enough for you? Had he become predictable?

I’d say he’s pretty predictable, yes. Even if he pulls something completely out of the blue, I’m durable enough for it to not matter.

~Metro Man