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Miranda [txt]: James

[txt]: Nope, this is Megan, what's up Miranda?

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[txt]: Okay okay okay! I’ll bring them! Where are you??

Sam [txt] Do you have a condom? It's a life or death situation.

[txt]: ...I mean yeah I have a box kicking around somewhere but a pharmacy is gonna be quicker

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Sam [txt] Do you have a condom? It's a life or death situation.

[txt]: ...I mean yeah I have a box kicking around somewhere but a pharmacy is gonna be quicker

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@cxrpsofdiscovery  The answer is that I have no idea. @greenteedelight or @atrome maybe? They both seem busy.

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Another American tradition mastered. We'll have you making Snickers Salads and singing God Bless American by the end of the semester.

dannywithoutthecat:

Odds are good that you’re right. In the name of strange (and wonderful) American traditions, I think you should try to get at least three other people to do the chicken dance with you. It’s very fun and definitely worth a smile!

Well, that was an… interesting experience to say the least. This country’s passion for poultry is astounding. Special thank you to @misfitwithatemper​ , @meganwithmoxie​ , & @musicxmanxtime​ for your choreography expertise.  

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[txt]: It was an interrogation and you owe me cookies

[txt]: okay cookie cop how many people have you been interrogating about cookies? [txt]: you can literally buy a box at the dollar store

[TEXT]:: Literally just you???

[TEXT]:: And it was not an interrogation. It isn't my fault you crack easy.

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[txt]: No but he'd get revenge horribly

[txt]: Maybe we could get his hairdresser in on it??? And assure him that he resembles Einstein?

[txt]: Sooooo is this when I start texting you embarrassing toddler photos of Ty that my mom took?

[txt] Your mom too…YES ALL THE YES

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[txt]: We could douse him but I don’t think he’d let us touch his hair

[txt]: Pinning for future revenge schemes

[txt]: Sooooo is this when I start texting you embarrassing toddler photos of Ty that my mom took?

[txt] Your mom too…YES ALL THE YES

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[txt]: Yeah and you can’t just throw a blanket on him and expect him to sleep anymore...

[txt]:I get it. Love him but he’s always gotta analyse things six ways to next Wednesday

[txt]: But when he annoys you... remember his little bathtub devil horn hairdo and it makes things WAY better ;D

[txt]: Sooooo is this when I start texting you embarrassing toddler photos of Ty that my mom took?

[txt] Your mom too...YES ALL THE YES

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I mean, if that’s how sex works for you, I’m not gonna kinkshame.

@misfitwithatemper I think that the answer to your question could be either @deadpoolfreakers or @onekillernurse. They both seem like they might be into it.

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[txt]: He really was. I mean I’M glad he can talk because he’s my best friend, but your parents could have programmed an off switch or something???

[txt]: He doesn’t really think you’re dumb, by the way 

[txt]: He just... sucks at communicating that. He wouldn’t try to explain things if he actually thought you were dumb.

[txt]: Like Frank from high school physics

[txt]: Sooooo is this when I start texting you embarrassing toddler photos of Ty that my mom took?

[txt] Your mom too...YES ALL THE YES

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[txt]: Sooooo is this when I start texting you embarrassing toddler photos of Ty that my mom took?

[txt] Your mom too...YES ALL THE YES

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Ara, I’ve known y our little brother almost as long as you have, you think I haven’t answered weirder or worse? But now you’ve gotta tell me who your answers are!!

@misfitwithatemper I think that the answer to your question could be either @deadpoolfreakers or @onekillernurse. They both seem like they might be into it.

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@misfitwithatemper I think that the answer to your question could be either @deadpoolfreakers or @onekillernurse. They both seem like they might be into it.

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Caught red handed with even more french fries... 

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Gah, not today, sorry. I'm gonna go get scared witless at a haunted house. I'd invite you but.... no.

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

Probably just hit some parties, make some friends, and have a great time!  I might try to convince @meganwhizbangpop and @paratym to join me.

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One, no one should hate you, ever. Two, that is definitely not why people throw things at you. Though the statement is definitely closely related.

Truth or Scare time, Ty! If Marie and Pierre Curie did a Halloween couple's costume, what would they go as?

An ionic bond! Zing!