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this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

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okay that's pretty funny

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my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

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I love you aro men, i love you aro transmascs, i love you aro sapphics, i love you aro enbies, i love you heterosexual aros, i love you cishet aros, i love you aro fems, i love you butch aros, i love you gray-aros, i love you demi-aros, i love you aros who have treated as predators by the rest of the queer community, i love you aroallos, i love you aromantic people 💗

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you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life

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that picture of the little boy holding a puppy and smiling with the writing on the bottom that says hi daddy this is my doggy chelsea isn't she cute i love you and the picture of the cat with the writing that says our michael... pet photos of all time

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conversation i had with a friend recently

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R u gay4pay??

God wouldn’t that be a good idea. I’m gay for free like an idiot. 

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made this for my partner if anyone would like to use it

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the true meaning of this post will be revealed in 2016

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there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all

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This morning I woke up to my drug dealer neighbors screaming and calling someone the N word so I looked out the window to see if someone was gonna die and it was two white people losing their goddamn minds and as one of them stormed off to leave the one in the yard yelled “Yeah fuck you Stan you fucking N-“ and ‘Stan’ yelled back “My name’s not fucking Stan, N-“. Which was truly amazing from a witness standpoint, full net zero information

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"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up

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one time i visited a cemetery and this one dude's grave had THE sexiest male angel statue i've ever fucking seen. like. he was nude except for a sword and helmet. he had nipples. you could see his entire bare thigh. what a baller move to put an ancient athenian's wet dream on top of your eternal resting place. i think about him a lot.