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omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

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DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE | dir. Shawn Levy

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Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

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well done

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when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

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texts from the airport

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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sometimes bucky just can’t quit the 1930′s fashion

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i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

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Realistically I could never get rid of tumblr because it gives me the illusion of a community of strange young women all around my same age, all slowly figuring out how to live too

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Sir do u have a license

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most relatable episode of malcolm in the middle is when he stops being mean for a week and gets an ulcer

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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you