Text
sometimes when i’m bored i look to see if anyone’s talking about my music and yeah man. my song? it’s about your blorbo now. apple white? q tubbo? annabeth chase? that’s for them baby i support u 100%
0 notes
Text
i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
176K notes
·
View notes
Text
Part of the reason that The Rake is such a terrifying villain in The Hazards of Love is because in a world where people can shapeshift into deer and rivers are sentient, you would think one of the main antagonists would be an evil wizard who wants to take over the world or something.
But he's not.
He's just a human man. A human man who murders and abuses. In the real world, you'll never have to be afraid of deals with sentient rivers going wrong, but you will have to fear men like him at one point in your life, perhaps you already have, even if it was just something you saw on the news and nothing that affected you personally.
38 notes
·
View notes
Text

wow what a happy couple. i sure hope they don’t drown in a river and become ghosts to wander all of the waters
101 notes
·
View notes
Text
does anyone have a rational explanation as to where william got the horse from. Or can i just make something up. Why the hell do you have a horse you weird ass deer boy you are literally living in the forest and half the time you’re a deer. Like seriously will what the hell
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
save me 2009 rock opera The Hazards of Love by The Decemberists……. 2009 rock opera The Hazards of Love by The Decemberists save me…..
90 notes
·
View notes
Text
margaret hazards of love i wish u didn’t have to go through so many horrors
also hey uh. any decemberists enjoyers out here. please please please please please please please please please
194 notes
·
View notes
Text
the first and only thing ive been able to draw in like a fucking month and its decemberists fanart again


someday i'll regain the ability to draw but for now i think i'll have to settle for generating doodles of ol' will and margie
92 notes
·
View notes
Text
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the hazards of love” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw a child murderer in the forest
my buddy William pacing: the forest queen is lying to us
291 notes
·
View notes
Text
My commissions are open!
I wanted to wait until art fight was over but I’m struggling a little bit for funds right now so I’m opening them early!
Please be sure to message me with details about what you’d like drawn, the size/rendering options, and any references!
I specialize in character art and portraits! I really especially like to make character’s personalities and stories shine through little details, so please feel free to tell me as much about your character as you’d like!
More examples of my art are below!




8 notes
·
View notes