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sometimes I think I'm putting too many sex scenes into something . and then I look at what's happening in the world and I'm like oh yeah there's a massive puritan shift and censorship wave happening. why on earth am I feeling guilty for writing self indulgent fanfic lmao. I think I will make the characters do it sloppy AGAIN !!!!!

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The sexiest thing a woman can do is move on. Whether it’s from their partner, career, family, etc. Society has programmed women into believing there’s a moral reward for enduring and staying. Fuck that. Get a new partner, new career, move to another state/country, please just MOVE ON.

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what if i said reader with voice kink who cannot act normal around 141, always tensing up when they speak in a smooth and deep voice, not when they’re yelling when excited like johnny or giving orders on missions, but if kyle said “good job, sweethear’, good form” or when price says “thank you, luv” when you give him reports or simon helping you in sparring and going “thaats it, there you go” or johnny and his usual flirting UGHHH

you tense, your shoulders lifting, your cheeks heating and your eyes wide as you try to stutter out any dumb excuse to remove yourself from the situation and the boys confused, a little worried cause why are you tensing up, have you never received compliments? (johnny and simon know you’re turned on, but price and kyle doubt it)

((you’re very turned on and don’t want to make your relationship weird))

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people are clowning on this guy on reddit but uhhh let's pause for a minute and ask...so what happens if someone has a skin condition? what if part of their face has been burned? what if they're missing their eyes? and so what if they just have a fuckton of tattoos? recognition algorithms are aligned with the most ""average"" / ""normal"" features which means any deviation gets denied access to shit we didnt need age verification for 1 year ago. i dont care if it's a choice versus not, dont care if it's accessing porn or wikipedia, this needs to stop

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Did you know sharks bite to better position themselves for mating? Anyways....

Shark!soap whos got you pressed into the carpet of his bedroom, one of his cock pumping inside you while the other rubs along your clit with every thrust. His claws are digging into your hips, breath fanning over your shoulder "cmon bonnie just- fuck- hold still yeah? You can take it, I know you can-"

Youre squirming beneath him, overwhelmed by the sheer size of just one. You had agreed to try for two, but every time the tip of his second cock catched at your entrance you instinctively buck away. Soaps panting against your back, forehead pressed to your spine because of the unintentional teasing. "No, no baby hold still- shit- just let me- fuck!"

With a growl, soaps teeth are latching onto the meaty junction between shoulder and neck, jaw locking in place. Youre forced still as pain-pleasure cloud your mind, soap reaching down to push his second cock slowly into you. Hes rumbling happily as blood spills against his tongue, finally sliding home.

You feel so fucking full from just the stretch of him. Walls clenching tight as an orgasm rolls over you. Soap fucks you through it, then fucks you through two more until hes finally spilling into you. Both cocks spurting cum at the same time in an intoxicating feeling.

He nuzzles against you neck, still nestled inside you with an apologetic hum. "Sorry for bein' rough babe, couldn't fuckin' think with your cunt teasing me."

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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I keep thinking about hare!ghost and bunny!reader… I love how you characterize them and how gross (affectionate) it feels.

I’m also thinking about how bunny mating takes like less then 10 seconds and hares take longer- so like- when they do fuck little bunny is probably gonna come pretty fuckin quick and ghost isn’t gonna stop- I wonder how many times she’d come before he would-

you're thankful to be on your belly if only because it stops ghost from seeing the way you've started to drool against the linoleum. your tail twitches as another orgasm shudders through you, your body tightening to a punishing degree before your muscles go lax. your ears have long since pinned themselves to your head, but it's only recently that ghost has started snuffling at them, teeth catching against the thin cartilage in an attempt to bring your attention back to him. you wonder if he's upset you've stopped struggling, stopped trying to kick at him, he's already pulled your head up once to see if you "were still blubberin'" so you wouldn't put it past him.

it just feels so good, your body and instincts are traitors to you, cunt sucking at ghost's cock, desperate to keep it inside just a moment longer, instinct convinced it's not doing a good enough job if he hasn't come yet. and he hasn't. each slick drag of his cock out of you, each thrust in, every time he hits you deep and aching, you think that'll be it, but he keeps fucking you, keeps forcing you to sink deeper against the floor, keeps nipping at your ears and grinding his cock inside you so you can feel the heavy balls that knock against your clit. that makes something animal in your hind brain coo, wanting to squish and inspect and evaluate him for breeding. it's disgusting that he could reduce you down to this so quickly.

but reduced you have been, and when he finally does come, when he pulls out and pauses to watch the way his come drips from you, your hips angle back to keep the seed in.

"isn't that nice," ghost chuckles, you quickly readjust to something less... fertile only for his fingers to start fucking the come back into your hole, "what's the worry? thought you said this wouldn't work."

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Ghost the kinda guy to wear loose gym shorts w/o underwear and manspread around his apartment. Does not give a fuck that u, his roommate, also lives there. Essentially full dick and balls out with the way the pant legs spread, the fat tip of his cock always poking out.

(Maybe he gropes himself in front of u too and makes up some bullshit abt "adjusting" himself just to see how much youll put up with lol)

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god this movie was so amazing

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"AO3 and Tumblr are women!"

"AO3 and Tumblr are men!"

"AO3 and Tumblr are non binary!"

Stop.

All of you are wrong.

They're both gender fluid and they can be whatever the fuck they want to be

They can be gays, they can be lesbians, they can straight, they can be whatever the hell they want

Edit: yes, this was also implying that they can change their physical forms like shape shifters to accommodate for whatever gender they wanna be

Edit 2: by the gods, Tumblr loves this post

Edit 3: because I accidentally offended someone, I am not trying to force my headcanons onto anyone. I understand that gender fluidity is it's own identity. The reason I made this post is because I saw some people arguing on if Tagteam was yaoi or Yuri and I wanted to offer a solution that would make everyone happy. There is no right or wrong way to draw/write/interpret tagteam. They're websites for fuck's sake. Do whatever you want with them.

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Twitter didn’t take the divorce well…

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not that this man would ever take a vacation but you can't convince me this isn't john price on leave somewhere on the coast. his belly's softer because he's been eating whatever he wants lately. he bought short shorts to wear and invites you to ride out onto the water in the boat he rented. he calls you bunny and rubs sunscreen on you and invites you spend the night in his cottage a few ticks down from yours.

he lets you drink his whiskey and likes the way your nose twitches at the smell of cigar smoke he purposefully blows into your face. helps you ride his thigh after getting tipsy and then fucks you raw until you can't see straight.

the next morning, he wakes you with a tongue in your hole. then pops over to the shop to buy you a shit ton of pastries before hurrying back to feed it to you in the bed. hushing your sleepy whines with a peck on your mouth and nuzzle of your cheek in between each bite of the breakfast.

gotta eat up, bunny. he's got a day full of upcoming activities for the two of you...

© 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐚

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Haven’t written for him in ages but was thinking about Price last night

Fully convinced that no matter how furious you may be with him after a fight, no matter how pissed you might be at him, this man will never accept sleeping on the couch

You can roll away from him all you like, try to give him the cold shoulder as you tug the sheets closer to you, ignore his kiss goodnight all you want, but Price isn’t sleeping anywhere but in bed with you

He’s away from home, from you, too often, he knows the risks of his career too well, has been forced to sleep apart from you too many times now

Doesn’t matter how minuscule or major the fight is, none of it matters to him, if he’s home, he’s sleeping in bed with you, no ifs ands or buts about it

By morning you’ll have rolled over anyhow, winding up pressed against his warm chest with morning breath fanning across his shoulder and limbs tangled between the blankets

So no, John Price is not a man who does well with being banished to the couch

But luckily for him, he’s got more than a few ways to earn his way back into your bed