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horsey :)

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hot dogs are the most bullshittishly proportioned food if you're a generally hungry person. one is nothing but two, two is masochism

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Dogs will be like: you want my wetttt toy?

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i feel a deep dish disgust whenever somebody tells me that papa johns is their favorite pizza place

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why does no one ever talk about the fact that ron desantis was highkey crushing on godot. like even his wife was like "yea he loves dudes in masks" and nobody in the fandom ever talks about it

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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts

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i liked that video of a pig blowing bubbles but i thought i'd like it more if it played the amen break during it

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Time is a flat circle. Welcome back 2001.

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marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

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What is your stance on the issues?

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*puts a disk in u*

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Her peaceful aura will obliterate any guilt that tries to stop you from savoring your break ✨