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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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it's me The devil from the Bible

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I have eaten several thousand dinners throughout my life so please trust that i know what im talking about

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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something

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Legendary Beasts (2009) - HeartGold & SoulSilver Illustrator: Kenkichi Toyama

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if you shot me with a gun id pribably be pretty mad but due to my laconic and forgetful nature i bet we could still be friends

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Computer run the simulation: what if i never ate even 1 candy in my whole life

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im from ipod world

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the United States has captured deoxys at area 51, leading to the USSR forming a strategic alliance with Rayquaza

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man, The Character really strikes me as someone who would struggle with Same Problems I Have, for no apparent reason

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Sour Candy

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Fuck... the Tiger Clan's technique... it's too much for me... what did my mentor say about that move....

*flashback to mentor during hero's training*

Yeah man I have no fucking clue what to do about that move.