melancholykazoo

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literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan

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Most pertinent fact about Asia

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cognitive dissonance happening somewhere because why has more than one person in the past week said i looked 15 yet i feel like i look 30

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i was talking to this guy yesterday and he said "i'm pretty sure i'm straight but i might be a little bicurious. there are definitely some guys i might hook up with. like samson." and i said "samson?" and he said "yeah. like from the bible"

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get off of dating apps. the love of your life is posting about cannibal yaoi on tumblr

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in the hunger games audiobooks the narrator actually sings all the songs instead of just reading the lyrics out, something i find myself really appreciating and valuing a lot more as i'm forced to sit through whatever the hell this is

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

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I’m sorry I couldn’t protect you

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