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Now that the nsfw ban is lifted y’all are gonna have to post boomer shit every few days to keep the twitter people from coming back like shooting in the air once a week to keep the property taxes down

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but put on a black tank top Some black leggings

Some jewelry and maybe some smell good

Pull your hair back

Instant serotonin I’m talking mental illness GONE

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Yknow I never thought I’d miss this hellsite but tiktok Does Things to a man

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Seeing tiktok full of tumblr screenshots and tumblr full of titkoks feels like when the republicans and democrats switched platforms in the 60s

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Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir. 

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*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

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Y’all are still here???

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Me, minding my own business:

Also me: do you think you use self deprecating humor to cope because you've been conditioned to think you being mocked and degraded is normal and you're really just seeking normalcy in a difficult time

Me:

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I'm at my limit where is my cuddly gamer boyfriend at this point he can even be straight I'm weak

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Here's a flower for anyone who has been struggling but continues to keep fighting: 🌻

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this was the only way to guarantee your kid grew up indie

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Source

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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

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I’m reading bad sex awards finalists across the years

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You make me feel like I’m free again.

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not me catching up on welcome to night vale while i do some editing for work only for an episode from 2018 to have the line “in all reality, the apocalypse will likely just be you, alone in a room, with the flu.” in the form of a bath and body works commercial.