melchiorgabordidyouwritethis
melchiorgabordidyouwritethis
80% Disgusting 20% Sexy 30% Bad At Math
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Am I gay? Yes. Am I a stage manager/theater geek? Yes. Did I once eat a whole thing of cheez balls because someone didn't think I could. Also yes. That is all you need to know about me.
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Oh the life of a script PA
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thank you to lesbiannextdoor on genius.com for this insight
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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aquarium outfit inspo
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You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:
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And my all-time favorite:
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mari is so funny i hope she never gets a backstory or emotional depth. she’s in the woods to cook stew and be a hater. and they’re all out of stew
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melchiorgabordidyouwritethis · 10 months ago
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melchiorgabordidyouwritethis · 10 months ago
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My wife Sister Sage ❤️❤️
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melchiorgabordidyouwritethis · 10 months ago
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sister sage from the boys is rapidly becoming one of my all time favorite characters. shes the smartest person in the world. shes the only person at vought not afraid to stand up to homelander. she hates all of her teammates. she lobotomizes herself so she can watch bad movies and have casual sex. shes got her own master plan. shes got these cute little glasses that make her look like a bug
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im obsessed with her
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*does a gay little unethical scientific experiment that challenges God*
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actually fuck this *joins the muppets*
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number one hottest thing a girl can be is funny. number two hottest thing a girl can be is lame as hell
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thank u emily axford for providing insane tshirt design ideas
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