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- you want some decorations on your van?

- yeah, gimme a large picture of an eery cistern and nothing else

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[while tied up] randomness and chaos as they're constructed in the popular imagination are actually quite predictable, doubly so if they're positioned as something desirable within a subculture or niche. it is an aesthetic of the unexpected, of transgression. real chaos is unremarkable and nearly invisible most of the time

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guy who goes into a library and grabs every book and flips to a random page and says "there's a significance to this" and starts crying

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i regret to inform you that as of today i will no longer be a part of the ingroup and i am joining the outgroup

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*constructs a panopticon but I put a big searchlight on it because my only frame of reference for what a panopticon looks like is tumblr users who have misunderstood how a panopticon works and don't know that they're real things that exist and so instead of feeling constantly surveiled the prisoners develop a nervous pattern of anticipation for when the searchlight comes around which creates its own weird psychological effect but is not the original idea of a panopticon*

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thinking about angels...

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would you guys still like me if I got shot in the forehead and fell backwards

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the wife of this boddhisattva keeps cheating on him with me and it sucks every time he catches us fucking on his bed he just smiles and nods with boundless compassion and understanding i think she's actually getting off on how guilty it makes me feel

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( deep voice) i pined enough for a whole forest...and .then i couldn't see it for the trees

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one of my buddies is occupying a fortified position on high ground. i'm going to kick his ass with ease

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maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

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what about the male homeliness epidemic. some of these boys are plain!

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i'm out on the north atlantic sniping titanics with .50 calibre rounds made of pure iceberg. i'm a ghost on the waves

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type of guy who is always waiting for excuse or opportunity to go into exile

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dude you are so interesting. but i hate how much stuff you do in private... (like i just thought of it) i actually have a spare room in my panopticon

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they had my granpas old bones at the musium well i trid rescuing him but it turns out this world is full of injustist

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Condescending white

AMERICAN guy hidng his terror with slimy gestures of familiarity meant to indicate ease: DUDE, youre totally misinterpreting the situation. Let me explain.

Cursed worm in my pocket: euhehehhh youre going to Die buddyyyyyy