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Chibi busts comms for 25usd! Dm if interestedd! :D

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Sorry but if you’re going to write monogamous Liushen where Binghe exists, he’s gotta be pulling some loony toons ass murder attempts on LQG. They’re so Wiley Coyote and Roadrunner it’s insane.

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a liushen trope that is painfully hard to find is bai zhan peak lord liu qingge + qing jing peak lord shen jiu + qing jing disciple shen yuan.

imagine shen yuan being shen jiu's beloved head disciple. the one and only man that he does not hate. whenever shen yuan is off the peak he's moody and punishes people for the smallest things. that's his little meow meow, and just looking at shen yuans sweet face is enough to fight off a qi deviation.

when shen yuan goes into seclusion shen jiu is throwing up, threatening to kill people, crying at brothels, going insane. when shen yuan leaves the cultivation caves shen jiu is ECSTATIC and smiles for the first time in months. and that smile slowly freezes in place because he must be hallucinating right? because there's no way he's seeing his sweet beloved disciple after so long and he has that brute liu qingge hanging off his shoulder... right?

shen jiu's eye twitching as shen yuan explains to mu qingfang that he saved liu qingge from having a qi deviation. first of all WHY save him, second of all, why save HIM? his worse enemy ??? the bane of every peak lord meeting?? shen jiu HATES liu qingge

at least hes happy to have shen yuan back. but unfortunately he's not the only one, because a week later he opens the bamboo house to see liu qingge standing outside. and when shen jiu barks "what do you want!?" that bastard has the audacity to say "is shen yuan here" and then blush.

shen yuan hears screeching and then has to race outside to stop shen jiu actually trying to fucking murder another peak lord

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context (from here):

apparently, recently(?) on douyin, a housewife posted about her husband's unhinged reaction after she ate the last 2 swiss rolls out of a box of 8 when her husband and 2 kids had already eaten all the other swiss rolls. the husband's unreasonable response naturally outraged cnetizens. thus, one recent(?) douyin trend has been for women to ask their boyfriends/husbands the following, and then to record the answer: suppose that we get married and have two kids, and then obtain a box of swiss rolls, how should we split them?

anyways here are some of the provided responses from OP's post, put through the SVSSS filter (sorry OP):

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Shen Qingqiu: God, Liu-shidi, you're so pretty. If you were a woman I would marry you

Liu Qingge: Then you're interested in Mingyan?

Shen Qingqiu: Not really, she's pretty, but not as pretty as you

Liu Qingge: ...are you sure me not being a woman is what is holding you back from marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: I think I see your point...

Liu Qingge: Finally-

Shen Qingqiu: If only I was a woman then I would definitely marry you

Liu Qingge: Oh God damn it

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I am but a simple liushen enjoyer who’s allergic to happiness

(Imagine Dandelions by Ruth B. playing in the background of this idk)

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poor Liu Qingge is really going through it in the succubus extra, he just had to go and get a crush on the most oblivious man alive

"Younger than me... we had a rocky start... completely devoted.... often together.... saved each other..... peerless beauty..... outstanding talent.... noble blood.... totally in love with me...... Wow what a weird love fortune! Definitely doesn't match anyone in my life!" says Shen Qingqiu while actively sitting next to one of the two men it perfectly describes

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Genderbent modern au

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my svsss comic about sqq and his little personality split (what if)

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YIPPEE STRAIGHT UP USAGE OF THE WORD LOVE FOR THE LOVE TRIO YAYY!! 💚💙🩷

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Senku doodle

And a tsukasen defeat au

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More from this au

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In Love.

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Somewhat expecting next alnst friday post to glaze over whatever lore is happening right now with it being unclear if till is fully dead or not and for them to just go ✨✨tee-hee✨✨ here’s them as kids silly moment!!✨✨ nothing is wrong!!✨✨ don’t worry about it!!

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"I just have a sixth sense for knowing when you're nearby"

"you know why"

"because I love you"

What????