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People who send voice messages to group chats are fun because I'm never just casually in a place where I can listen to stuff like that right then and there, so you'll have a 30 second long voice message and there's three people commenting "what the fuck that sucks, you should be able to file a police report about that", and without being able to listen to the voice message you have no idea whether the subject at hand is "the hospital fucking lost my goddamn grandma, nobody knows what building or city she is currently in and we can't find her" or "the neighbour farted so loud that I could hear him through the wall."

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Myyy problem with a lot of ship content is that people have this tendency to make the characters, like... too normal. If you want to see your favorite little guys just happy and well adjusted that's your prerogative but To Me a lot of the most interesting pairings are fun because they're both being weird about it. I don't want to sand down my freaks I want to study them. Sometimes their dynamics in canon are better

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I'm back in the fucking building again bro I thought I left my DR phase 5 years ago 😭😭😭😭

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i'm honestly so grateful for the phrase "tip: i am so fucking mad" because every time i say it the genuine sincerely white hot rage it implies combined with the objective silliness of the phrasing instantly calms me down like i've been plunged into a tub full of ice water. it's like a psychological tranquilizer dart.

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Every macho dipshit talks abt how many people they'd kill to protect their family as though I'm supposed to be impressed. I can hear the glee in your voice dude you're ACHING for a chance to do this, you're giving up nothing in this situation. Tell me how many loads you'd take to protect your family

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love how Sims players call themselves simmers. you mean like a stew

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I miss them.

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Finished this for Hyuna’s birthday ^_^ Happy birthday to the best character ever

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Denden Misao in a dress 🧊

Low effort sketch

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When I see a child being an absolute asshole and an adult publicly berating them for it, I don't think, "The parent is doing a good job by teaching their child that actions have consequences." I think, "Now I know where the child learned it."

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[higanbana].

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i think its really really a bad sign of our school system that people consistently have to tell highschool and middleschool students "it gets better" and that adults generally agree upon HS being the worst of their life and childhood. Like do you guys understand how bad that is.

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Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

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There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT

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Everybody get nicer to people with little to no empathy...... NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!