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teacher's pet - soichello

written by myself and @melloneah

art by @melloneah

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I often forget that not everyone reads gay fanfiction

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yall its him 😭💔

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how are memories any more real than fictional scenarios we make up in our heads

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why isnt the concept of ‘friend crushes’ more widely talked about??? everyone i mention it to is like ‘OHHHHHH YEA I HAVE THAT HAPPEN ALL THE TIME!!!!’ >:(((( dude!!!! it should be as normalised as regular crushes. there r people i feel an intense platonic admiration towards but it’s so weird to say ‘hey u wanna be besties???’. IT SHOULDNT THO. why can u say ‘im in love with you i wanna date u’ but not ‘i admire u so much i so badly wanna be one of your best friends and get to know u from the inside out’ ?????!??!?!!?

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AYO WHO WAS GON TELL ME THAT IF I START DOING UNI WORK AT 2PM I CAN GO TO SLEEP BEFORE 5AM??????

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Successor Trio HCs in No Particular Order let's gooo

Matt is a lefty, Near is ambidextrous and Mello is right-handed. On that note, Mello's handwriting is a Rosetta stone worthy nightmare, Near's is so neat it looks printed, and Matt almost exclusively types bc dysgraphia.

All Wammy kids used fake names instead of their aliases when on trips. Near, Mello and Matt's were Nyx, Melvin and Manuel. Guess who'd gotten to choose his own, and which one had been assigned by Roger.

All three are some flavor of trans bi. (I could elaborate and give backstories but it'd probably take a wall of text)

Near was the first (and only, until Matt's arrival) person Mello bonded with when he got to Wammy's, as he taught the older boy the ins and outs of life in the House and in turn Mello would tell him stories from the outside.

Mello had known for years one of those days he'd end up running away, and had managed to put away some money by trading cigarettes for objects or money with other kids and stealing little ornaments from around the House to then pawn.

Matt has insane auditory memory. He doesn't even need to pay attention, if he's heard it it'll just come back to him. Whenever he actually needed to study something he either went to the teacher and gave them the ol' puppy eyes until they explained it to him or he'd ask Mello or Linda depending on the subject.

While never really being friends or understanding each other much, Matt and Near never truly disliked each other either and though they never really asked, one would happily help the other out, need be.

Jealousy aside, they were both too smart to blame each other for their failing friendship with Mello -> he was obviously the problem.

They're all pretty messy, but while Mello still knows exactly where everything is and Near likes to tidy up every once in a while, Matt has definitely had to buy new goggles only to check the freezer for fries months later and find his old ones half-buried in the ice.

Both Near and Mello are picky eaters, but in opposite ways. Near feels personally attacked by strong flavors and Mello hates anything too bland. They do agree on which textures are good or bad, though.

So, Matt can't really cook, but he's learned how to distill spirits for funsies. He likes to come up with ungodly concoctions and taste them like fine wine.

Mello is quite a good actor, and being so high-masking he's developed a bunch of personas to serve different purposes throughout the years. But on the other side of the coin it's become almost impossible for him to genuinely connect with others, which is why Matt seems to be his only real friend despite his very social nature.

Mello has a pretty high alcohol tolerance, but one time Matt dared him to chug a glass of one of his experiments and it completely fd him up, took him out for hours.

This is pretty much fanon I think, but Near is one kinky mf.

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The vibes at Wammy´s House must have been so weird during that year L was working on the Kira case. I don´t think anyone actually thought L would die any time soon before he started to work on the Kira case. So, the kids were working towards a rather abstract goal of eventually taking over as L at some point in the far future – but nothing concrete. However, then L starts working on the Kira case and obviously they aren´t being told much, but they pick up some bits and pieces (because L does pull some rather public stunts eg. with Lind L. Tailor) and some rumours. Like, at some point the kids must have started their own conversation about how L is taking longer than usual to solve the case. What if L doesn´t catch Kira? What if Kira kills him? With other kids obviously being like, no it´s L – he will catch Kira. So, the abstract goal of becoming L´s successor became very real very fast. At some point the kids even start to speculate, if L had picked Near or Mello to become L after him. One day they wake up and Mello is gone and Near is leaving with people they have never seen before. Only after getting told, that L had died and that Near will start working on the Kira case. With L of all people getting killed by Kira, did any of the rest of the Wammy kids think Near would succeed to catch Kira? Or did they just assume he would eventually die as well? With Mello gone as well – did they start to speculate who´s going to be the next of them, who has to work on the Kira case? Were they scared of dying as well?

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I DO obsessively read peoples tags when they rb my art

And, yes, I DO kick my little feets and giggle when I get compliments

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HIIII thank u for the tag <333

no pressure tag: @uriekukistan @blondiest @our-summer-is-winter :3

Fuck it picrew chain time

This picrew + the last YouTube video you watched

Tags!!: @astro-likes-tea @fruityfroggyfelon @im-living-in-the-walls and anybody who wants to join!!!

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HIIII sorry im lateee lessgoooo

last song: deer dance by system of a down

fav color: this is REALLY HARD. it depends…..to wear id say black or red, to look at i wanna say olive green

sweet/savory/spicy: sweet. id melt into a puddle if u took away my kinder choccies

currently watching: imma say jjk bc jjk0 is still out there waiting for me </3 n im reading the manga which is basically like watching the anime whatever

relationships status: taken

current obsession: dn is here to stay but jjk has had a firm grasp on my neck for the past few weeks and it aint letting go anytime soon

latest google search:

UHHHH TAGGIN UH. @levi-dayne @funnydishserver @wammypilled @keehlmyself no pressure tho ofc ofc 😇

People you'd like to know better ask

thanks for the tag @the-sage-libriomancer I really appreciate it ^_^

Last song: Aishite Aishite Aishite covered by Ado

Fav colour: green (ngl took me a while to think lol)

Sweet/savoury/spicy: I'd usually say sweet but spicy's been taking the lead as of late

Currently watching: Serial experiments lain (again)

Relationship status: single

Current obsession: Tokyo Ghoul mainly, ace attorney is has also set up camp mentally and yttd came back swinging recently

Latest google search: "if you increase potential difference what happens to the current" I was settling an argument with my father (I was right)

Tagging (no pressure): @uriekukistan @tg-pilled @sentakatsukiofficial @eltheabberation @thesecondwetnote

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mello knows the most languages out of anyone at wammy's house. he didn't know much english when he arrived, but he learned very quickly. he had a skill for language, and that's the only area he ever bested near in.

he's an excellent conversationalist, not because he enjoys people but because he knows what to say to get what he wants

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every day @melloneah and i try to keep our carnal desires for mello from leaking over into teacher's pet

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420 near

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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

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Sometimes I feel like I’m on “The Truman show”

So I look to where I think a camera would be hidden, and I go absolutely crazy, I just shake around and act like I’m being possessed , so that the “viewers,” gets creeped out and don’t want to watch me anymore, therefore getting the show canceled, and I get freed. It makes sense to me

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id just like to share with you all that justin bieber released baby 8 days before matt and mello's deaths in canon