mellonhead58
mellonhead58
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mellonhead58 · 5 hours ago
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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients
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mellonhead58 · 9 hours ago
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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible
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mellonhead58 · 9 hours ago
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mellonhead58 · 10 hours ago
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mellonhead58 · 10 hours ago
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There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.
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mellonhead58 · 10 hours ago
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mellonhead58 · 21 hours ago
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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mellonhead58 · 1 day ago
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big plans on the dash
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mellonhead58 · 1 day ago
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as a teen I was such an expert gaslighter it's insane one time a friend sent me a prank file saying it was an Ocarina of Times rom hack. It shut down my computer while we were on Skype. Now the thing is, my connection was shite and I was known to disconnect out of nowhere already. When I got back up, instead of acting angry or anything I thanked him and said that it was fucking amazing. I even shared screen and it showed a completely black screen because of course, I'm a black cat with technologies and it wasn't the first time either. The guy was trying to convince me I was pranked so fucking hard and I was like "...no???? It's literally just a game?????" and he ended up opening the file himself to see what was up, shutting down his computer
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mellonhead58 · 1 day ago
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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mellonhead58 · 1 day ago
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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mellonhead58 · 1 day ago
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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mellonhead58 · 1 day ago
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mellonhead58 · 1 day ago
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Big recommendation if you have some time to prep it is Switchel. It's an old farmer's electrolyte drink made of water, apple cider vinegar, sweetener (usually maple syrup or molasses), and powdered ginger. You can adjust the ratios online but in general it's a fantastic thing to drink in the heat. It's not the richest sweetest flavor, but especially if you don't want to go buy pedialyte it's a fantastic substitute.
https://www.tastinghistory.com/recipes/switchel
Genuine friendly summer reminder for my fellow fat people.
We have more body than skinny people so we also contain more water and therefore need to drink more. 2 Litres is something skinny people need to drink we need more. I aim for 4 litres a day.
While any waterbased liquid is good try to not drink all 4 litres in coke or soda. I absolutley do recommend sport drinks or similar things. Fat people like us, or at least me, sweat a lot in this heat even without sport. Refill those electrolytes. Your body will thank you.
My go to drink at home is a 2 litre jug of water with just enough store bought raspberry or orange syrup that it has a taste thats not water.
Please stay hydrated in this heat and take care of your body. Its the only one you have.
(If you clown on fat people in tags/replies/comments I will hunt you for sport)
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mellonhead58 · 1 day ago
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The longer you play assassins creed odyssey the more it dawns on you that most of the writing is done with the goal of trying not to use the main character’s name because then they’d have to record that line again with a different name
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mellonhead58 · 1 day ago
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Genuine friendly summer reminder for my fellow fat people.
We have more body than skinny people so we also contain more water and therefore need to drink more. 2 Litres is something skinny people need to drink we need more. I aim for 4 litres a day.
While any waterbased liquid is good try to not drink all 4 litres in coke or soda. I absolutley do recommend sport drinks or similar things. Fat people like us, or at least me, sweat a lot in this heat even without sport. Refill those electrolytes. Your body will thank you.
My go to drink at home is a 2 litre jug of water with just enough store bought raspberry or orange syrup that it has a taste thats not water.
Please stay hydrated in this heat and take care of your body. Its the only one you have.
(If you clown on fat people in tags/replies/comments I will hunt you for sport)
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mellonhead58 · 1 day ago
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duuuuude you gotta hop on Dick Sit it’ll cure your autism
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