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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?
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nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a “bin chicken”.
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just learned about dopamine decor and i feel crazy
tiktok people are just now discovering you can put things in your living space that you like. , Guys
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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients
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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible
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There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.
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#I gotta be honest I think 5 mins is appropriate#like I'll do 10 mins to be polite but at a certain point not moving your shit is rude#Maybe laundromat etiquette is different im mostly thinking communal laundry rooms
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as a teen I was such an expert gaslighter it's insane one time a friend sent me a prank file saying it was an Ocarina of Times rom hack. It shut down my computer while we were on Skype. Now the thing is, my connection was shite and I was known to disconnect out of nowhere already. When I got back up, instead of acting angry or anything I thanked him and said that it was fucking amazing. I even shared screen and it showed a completely black screen because of course, I'm a black cat with technologies and it wasn't the first time either. The guy was trying to convince me I was pranked so fucking hard and I was like "...no???? It's literally just a game?????" and he ended up opening the file himself to see what was up, shutting down his computer
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
#friendly reminder that awnings have been used to reduce heating via windows for centuries#and do not appear on windows as frequently nowadays as they became unfashionable with the advent of air conditioning#because they signalled that a home could not afford AC and/or the costs associated with using it as the sole cooling device in the home#so if you are able to you may want to consider setting up an awning above your window(s) to increase the time you can keep them open
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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#I like the mental image of like one of those pre-internet couriers for lawyers#who's being paid $70 c. 1980 an hour to be on call to transport shit sitting in a black car outside somebody's home#and on a strict schedule checks the mailbox for $0.375 in a manila envelope#and then drives at great speed to transport it to some central collections center before returning to the borrower's home
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