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okay. OKAY. you know what i think the fandom needs more of?

logan calling patton nicknames

it’s not. like. a conscious thing at first?

legit it starts when lo accidentally makes a pun about patton being virgil’s dad

which he will swear to his dying day that he did not intend as a pun

but anyway, patton first hears it and reacts as he usually does when logan makes a pun

(ie, squealing excitedly)

but then

THEN

he realizes that while logan was saying said pun, he called patton “pat”

patton’s face promptly splits into the absolute WIDEST grin, and he immediately breaks off the squealing to go absolutely quiet

logan, who is not expecting this sudden absence of loud noises, glances over at him

and patton just looks at him like he’s the most wondrous thing in the world, and slowly, softly, breathes

“you called me pat”

logan, naturally, waffles awkwardly between denying such a thing ever happened and being like “???? why is that important???”

(lmao it’s hella awkward and virgil, who’s witnessed this whole ordeal, is killing himself laughing)

but finally logan gathers his wits enough to say something along the lines of “but i don’t get it. why would me calling you a- a nickname produce such a reaction?”

and pat just gives a kinda helpless shrug and, still smiling gently, casually replies “well, i dunno! guess i just like it”

and from then on, logan notices something… odd occurring in his speech patterns

his grammar is impeccable as usual. his attempts at using a more modern vernacular have the same 20/80 success rate they always do. his speech is still con and precise

and yet

every once in a while, he finds himself calling patton… nicknames

it’s horrible

at first they were rather innocuous: “pat”, and the like

but since then, to logan’s increasing annoyance, they’ve become much more…. teasing. joking.

affectionate

“and what’s mr. morality up to?”

“FINE, f i n e, call in the nice one, i don’t c a r e”

“pat? patton? patsicle? patty-cake?”

it is INFURIATING. he can’t STOP.

he blames this entirely on roman. he’s not sure how, mind you. but somehow this is roman’s fault

(one time, they were debating the merits of different kinds of sweeteners. he nearly called patton “sweetheart”. he realized where the sentence was going about halfway through said word, and abruptly broke into a furious coughing fit. he maintains the redness in his face was from lack of oxygen. virgil and roman aren’t convinced)

and then, of course, there’s the effect this whole affair is having on patton

because every time logan uses (and he shudders at the thought of calling it this, but he doesn’t see another appropriate term) a pet name

patton just absolutely melts

his hands fly to his cheeks, or his mouth. his gaze goes soft, and his eyes widen. he’ll sometimes run a hand through his hair, or bite his bottom lip. and he’ll just

beam

at logan

something will snap him out of it after a few seconds, whether it be a brisk shake of the head (to figuratively clear it, logan thinks with some amusement), a dry cough from virgil, a boisterous comment from roman, or a throat-clearing from logan himself as he attempts to disarm the situation by abruptly changing the subject

but the fact remains that these moments occur when – and only when – logan calls him nicknames

(it’s a completely different reaction when any of the others do it, some smugly satisfied part of logan notes. the soft gaze is reserved for him and him alone. this part of his mind is, naturally, immediately beaten down into some dark corner and promptly abandoned for dead)

anyways, please consider awkward, flustered, lovely logan just instinctively giving patton nicknames and pet names please and thank you

(and. uh. if at one point logan accidentally calls him sweetheart again? and if patton, very carefully, very casually replies with “yeah, dear?”?)

(well, then that’s no one’s business but their own)

@loganberrysanders @spectralheartt @artistgracie @adultmorelikeadolt @coconut-cluster and honestly gonna @impatentpending bc i think she might appreciate this aha

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I don't usually do this, but I thought I'd give it a shot. If you can't help, that's more than okay. But sharing to get this to people who can would be incredible <3

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[Image description: A tournament bracket of 32 contenders, labeled "Tumblr's most hated." The matchups on the left are Vriska vs. Pearl from SU; Rex from Victorious vs. Rick Sanchez; Ansem the Wise vs. Gul Dukat; Kylo Ren vs. Kokichi Ouma; Scrappy Doo vs. Sheldon Cooper; Pierre from Stardew vs. Mort from Madagascar; Seraphine from League vs. Heimskr; and Jurgen Leitner vs. Andre Glacier. The matchups on the right are Walter White vs. Light Yagami; Buck Cluck vs. Ross Geller; Bramblestar vs. Starlight Glimmer; Goro Akechi vs. Pariston Hill; Katsuki Bakugo vs. Berdly; Angel Dust vs. the Impostor; Olaf from Frozen vs. Hooty; and Zenos viator Galvus vs. Tony Stark. The bracket is red on a black background. End ID]

Here is the official bracket for the most Hated Character on Tumblr! Each round will last 24 hours, with a 12 hour break in between. Round 1 should start Feb 9, 2023 at 9:00 AM CST.

As a reminder, this tournament is for the characters that you hate the most, so always vote for your least favorite of the two options. The winner will be publicly executed.

FAQ under cut:

Q: Why did you put in x character and not y character? Aren't there more hateable characters from that franchise?

A: I wanted to keep the competition light-hearted, funny, and interesting. I intentionally avoided most shitty parent characters, dictators, characters who were meant to be hated, etc., as well as characters heavily associated with bigotry and sexual assault, and gravitated towards characters that were more divisive in fandom. Exceptions were only made for characters I am familiar enough with and can use my own judgement for. Using Zenos as an example: He is a villain who is very evil and meant to be hated, which I mostly avoided when taking suggestions for things I wasn't familiar with myself. However, he's very divisive between people who think he's a good interesting villain, people who don't think he's a good villain and don't like him in the story at all, and people who want him carnally. Walter White is also meant to be hated, but he has a meme status, and as a villain protagonist I think he's more interesting than most "meant to be hated" characters. Also, there are certain franchises that I simply didn't want to include. If JK Rowling wasn't such a real and horrible political presence, owing all her influence to Harry Potter, I would've definitely put Snape on the poll. As it stands, I don't really want to give HP any attention. TL;DR answer: Because it's funnier that way

Q: But I LIKE that character :(

A: As mentioned before, I specifically gravitated more towards characters who are more divisive rather than universally hated. They are usually more interesting, and there is more variety with those types of characters - you don't have shitty dad character #1 vs. shitty dad character #2. I actually looked for "anti-(character)" tags and discourse about that character when making decisions about who to include. lol

Q: Is it too late to suggest a replacement?

A: Yes.

Q: Why are you doing this?

A: I feed off of hatred and violence. I want to see who tumblr users REALLY hate.

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“Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.”

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couldn’t stop thinking about this post

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Reverse gimmick blog: the posts are coherent, well written, and span a broad range of interests, and it’s only if you put together a series of tiny clues from passing remarks over the past several years that it becomes clear that whoever’s running it is very subtly roleplaying as a hyperintelligent rat living in an abandoned grain elevator in rural Ohio.

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angelo

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Time Swap (ROTMNT)

Time Swap AU created by @teetlezhere

Chapter 7

TW: Mentions of death, anxiety, LOTS OF CURSING AND YELLING

Beginning / Previous / Next

( you guys can’t imagine the shit-eating grin I’m wearing as I sob rereading this. )

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In the future…

“This is it…” April leans against the doorway, Raphael towering just behind her, but refusing to look into the room. Leo hesitantly steps in; His face is puffy and stained with salt along his cheeks. He’s trembling like a leaf in the wind as he takes in the mural.

Keep reading

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remember! Soup is always in the walls <3

i am in PAIN they didnt mean the &... [grippingmy hair and tugging chewling my nails n rocking back n forthwhile sobibnng.]

there there my love. you will heal. now read some sweet fluff and eat some chocolate. you will b okay

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come to our normal pool party

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HAVE WE MET BEFORE ???

Can’t believe this smh

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Every now and then I just think about that one crafting stream where Cleo very offhandedly mentions something about her taste in women and then Joe literally just starts vibrating with excitement. Like him just sat there physically shaking before very excitedly going “omg I wanna ask Cleo about giiiiiiiiirls!” with like the exact enunciation of a 16 year old girl gossiping at a slumber party, and Cleo just shrugging like “alright sure” and then they spend the next 10 minutes talking about girls and gossiping about their taste in women. I personally just think it was absolutely adorable, and I love their friendship so much.

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I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes "species and age?" While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol