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Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.
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Today a 27-year-old man I was taking care of in the hospital asked if I could help him get boosted up in his hospital bed because, and I quote, “You look strong. Like, you look like you could take a motherfucker out.”
That is the most flattering thing that a patient has ever said to me, and I’m counting the little old lady who told me my eyebrows were beautiful, and the very deaf old German man who yelled at me that I was “WONDERFUL!!! MADE BY GOD TO BE A NURSE!!!!!”
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Liu Yifei for the upcoming live action Disney movie Mulan
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If you ask someone to get tested before yall engage in sexual activities and they give you a rough time… fucking run. They can keep whatever they have to themselves.
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Parents: This can’t be true about you, you didn’t show any signs when you were younger!
Also parents: *would have destroyed your life if you’d shown any signs when you were younger*
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bisexuality is all about being dumb as fuck and dressing well. that’s all that matters
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it doesn’t matter how good you’re doing, those sad nights will creep up on you from time to time and that’s ok. doesn’t mean all your progress is gone
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Sebastian Stan in the filming of ‘We Have Always Lived in the Castle’ on August 9, 2016 in Bray, Ireland
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Houses When They Have A Crush
Gryffindor: Totally challenges their crush in everything (debates, sports, etc) and tries to initiate some "unresolved sexual tension" (wink wink)
Hufflepuff: Becomes their best friend and hopes their crush falls in love with them along the way (pretty hard not to, since they always have hugs and food and love)
Ravenclaw: Have a way with words (witty remarks, bad puns, sexual innuendos) and leaves their crush wondering if the sexual undertones were intentional (they are)
Slytherin: Stealthily takes pics of them and proceeds to send them to their best friends while freaking out (while keeping up the cool and uncaring facade on the outside)
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