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“Godbrand, you’ve never met anything you didn’t immediately kill, fuck, or make a boat out of.”
— Hector, Castlevania S2E1 (via baazlbub)
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happy "is it tuesday or wednesday?" friday
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“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone
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joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.
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It has taken me this long to realise Kim is actually the most unhinged character on PB2.
He has no trauma, no reason to stick around, no skin in this game, establishes really early on that friendship is not enough to keep him around, is the only one to see the fucked up situation for what it is and has the means to leave at any given time. But does he? No.
He stays to flirt with an ex-evil henchman who lives with him for witness protection, breaks into dodgy buildings and steals records with said crush, GETS ALL BLUSHY AND SMILEY IN THE MIDDLE OF LIFE AND DEATH SITUATIONS, confronts his crush's unrequited love for not giving enough of a shit (the second rich ass pseudo-boss figure because lets not forget Kim confronted Tony first over BABE- his then rival who he wasn't in his feels for), and solo-confronts the mole (again, another boss figure - Kim just has a problem with authority me thinks) but then joins him so he can get news on his boo, kills people, puts a bulletproof vest on a bulletproof person and at the end of it all?
"Thanks, I had so much fun." FUN HE SAYS.
His side quests are people's entire origin story (willy) and after doing all that for his crush "I hope you find something you love" and then just ups and leaves.
Kim had all the braincells and he used them to go skipping through gunfire holding hands with Kenta only to let go when the gunfire ended.
He's not wrong. He really was meant to be the main character because only main characters would put themselves through that much shit.
If you knew this already, I'm sorry I'M SLOW. I was too busy staring at him with heart eyes - like Kenta.
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In theory I do sometimes think that like, egg speculation and forcefem jokes and stuff like that can sometimes be a little overbearing and pushy and sometimes even a little misdirected in a way we ought to think about more but in practice any time I try to put this principle into action and step in to say "come on girls, leave him alone" the guy in question always comes out with some shit like "thanks Alexa, they're always so mean to me when I'm just trying to do my normal cisgender hobby of making OCs that are basically just me as a girl and getting kind of sad for some reason when I look at them" and I'm just like come on man don't do this to me.
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is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?
#i just think that if you're gonna put someone driven and#obsessed with work like a kpop idol or a mafia boss#to the front of a cafe#you better have a damn good reason as to why he lost all his drive and obsession#i speak as someone undriven#i'm chill where i'm at#but not everyone is#and if you're gonna pull such an important part of them out#then explain to me how and why
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i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside
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i've been really into questionable vertical cdramas on youtube recently and i have noticed a lot of the MLs have a Good Boy who does all their bidding.
I just think that's nice.
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oh but i do like this one the best out of all the ones i've seen so far. just appearing right there out of nowhere the second his boss is approached by someone annoying. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

so well trained!
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