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Public Service Announcement, 22 August 2024

Dear Humans: You may like us natives of planet Melmac, but please do not imitate our dietary habits while out in the Human public.

Source: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/08/22/ohio-woman-ate-cat/74902749007/

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Back By Popular Demand

Melmacian Classic Cinema has announced that it will be showing the following classic Melmacian film in honor of the 50th anniversary of the novel that the film is based on.

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Melmacian Almost Caught By Human

The Men in Black have asked this website to remind all Melmacians living on the trailer park of the galaxy (a.k.a. planet Earth) to keep their Human disguises in good condition or else replace them.

Apparently, a Melmacian in Human disguise had a wardrobe malfunction when the disguise's head piece split at the top, thereby slipping down and revealing the Melmacian's head.

Here is a photo of the incident:

Thankfully, the Human was still fooled because the Melmacian was wearing sun glasses.

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Do you want to forget that you now live on planet Earth, the trailer park of the galaxy? Then have a drink at the Melmacian Bar & Grill.

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The Original Merc With a Mouth

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Showing @ Melmacian Cinema, the hit movie of 2023:

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Human Actor Promotes Famous Melmacian

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Melmacian Paradise

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Playing @ Grouchy’s Melmacian Theatre

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Now featured by the Melmacian Broadcasting System . . .

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Melmacian Colony Receives Assistance from MiB

The Melmacian colony in Quebec’s Montérégie administrative region is the recipient of needed assistance from the Men in Black’s regional headquarters in Quebec.

In order to limit the colony’s exposure to nearby Humans, the MiB will be installing sound-barrier walls along the colony’s perimeter.  The walls will be treated with a coating system to match surrounding areas, thus turning the walls into camouflage. 

The first wall section will be constructed along the border between the colony and Zee’s Pub, the latter being a Human-owned establishment.

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Now Showing @ Melmacian Cinema

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Melmacian Colony Celebrates Opening of New Restaurant

Residents of the Melmacian colony in Quebec’s Montérégie administrative region are celebrating the opening of their colony’s newest restaurant, Chez Melmac, which is patterned after the original Chez Melmac that existed on planet Melmac. In keeping with tradition, the new restaurant’s signature dish is kitten gumbo, just like the signature dish of the original Chez Melmac.

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Help Wanted

The G& P company, maker of Rump & Hips Shampoo, has an apprenticeship available for the first lucky Melmacian who applies for it. For a first-hand account on what it is like to be an apprentice lint brush, contact Gordon Shumway. 

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Now Showing @ Melmacian Cinema

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Playing @ Grouchy’s Melmacian Theatre

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Playing @ Grouchy’s Melmacian Theatre