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Dr. Victor Frankenstein would like a word with you

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people these days are too busying being employed or going to school to prioritize what really matters in life: watching a goth girl repeatedly electrocute cole sprouse with a tanning bed

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I've been bible checked

"You kick blorbo like the plinko? Eeby deeby for glup shitto for a thousand years" is the prequel to "Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax" but yall aint ready to have that conversation

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"You kick blorbo like the plinko? Eeby deeby for glup shitto for a thousand years" is the prequel to "Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax" but yall aint ready to have that conversation

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Not getting a medal for being so brave and honest on the telephone or being bawled out and told never to be seen driving garbage around the vicinity again but a secret third thing (immediately arrested & handcuffed)

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Happy early Thanksgiving. May you never end up throwing garbage down a 15 foot cliff

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It's time to create a nuisance

Happy Alice's Restaurant Massacree Anniversary

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what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

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this day and minute? go put kiwi in the microwave and see a gunky kind of bitch unfold

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Someone low key aphobic: Romantic and sexual attraction is what makes us human!

The A-Spec community, holding up a penguin: BEHOLD A HUMAN

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[Text: This system constantly reblogs things related to their hyperfixations and interests.]

Like/Reblog if you save or use!

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stop trying to make sawpatrol happen, it’s NOT going to happen

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Oh look who's two weeks late on the meme ideas. Look forward to 2025 when I hear about Good Omens season 2.

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When I press this button, either an atomic bomb will go off, or an endless wave of Kens will ride into the party on horseback. Either way, this will destroy us all.

I have a very cursed concept for you...

Barbenheimer gender reveal

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Me switching from the Barbie to Oppenheimer theater:

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You know I had to do it to em

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damn what the fuck happened to twitter

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the earliest recorded homestuck reference was made in the book of exodus when israel is referred to as the “land of milk and honey”