melodyfrogface

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

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I just saw an email walking around outside

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Vintage Frog Ring // Cougar Cove Jewelry

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tenna & queen

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“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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i hate astrology so fucking much. i spent so much time learning to be an evil transgender woman and now everyone just says that i’m like that because i was born a scorpion.

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coming straight from YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOUR HOUSE

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having erection is low key kinda sexual

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"i'm old and obsolete, nobody bothers to watch tv anymore, nobody wants me" BRO YOU ARE FIFTEEN FEET TALL. THE LAKERS! THE LAKERS NEED YOU! THEY NEED YOU SO BAD!!

YOU SHOULD BE BALLIN!!

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not being a deltarune fan on tumblr is like uh. uhhhh. being straight in a gay friend group

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grown ass 💧︎👍︎✋︎☜︎☠︎❄︎✋︎💧︎❄︎ watching you play with his ocs

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*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs

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you could say he’s kind of a family guy