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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible

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why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.

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in wigan, it's as good as gone

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A wise saint once said:

rub my bellayyyy

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It's the Prophet Muhammad speaking directly to you through the vessel of your dyke friend

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my serene mama

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I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

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One yedd to rule them all,

One kebab to find them,

One smack to bring them all,

In the pey wet barm them,

In the land of Wigan, where the chippies lie

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in wigan it exists in a quantum superposition between being gravy and not

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according to the copenhagen interpretation, pey wet both is and isn't as good as gravy until it is observed

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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in wigan its all we have left

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What's pey wet?!………….In Wigan, it's as good as gravy. It's the water of the peasyou get a few peas in there as well, it's free. Just moists ya chips up. Or your smack.

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The Wiganposting will continue until morale is as good as gravy