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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice
atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.
agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people
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halo fiiiive . pretty much used to the deranged movement now . robin atkin downes has one line as a random grunt and i was instantly 👂
#havin fun shootign . what more can i ask .#first time the faces have looked like actual guys to me#the fortnite downed and squad revive mechanic made me laugh irl first seeing it
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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money
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Greater Spear-Nosed Bat & Mexican Greater Funnel-Eared Bat photographed by José Gabriel Martínez-Fonseca, (source)
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