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Seed Family Lore Masterlist

Book of Joseph: Here you can read this extremely rare find and read what is essentially Eden’s Gate’s Bible. Thanks to @octo-chan who made this possible by uploading photos of their own personal copy of this amazing book for us to read

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8 (part 1)

Chapter 8 (part 2)

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Book of Joseph Summaries: I break down and summarize everything in the Book of Joseph in case you are pressed for time

Chapters 1-5

Chapters 5-7

Far Cry Absolution: As I read the prequel novel, I post all interesting snippets I find and break them down for you

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Montana: Become Deputy by Hey Mak

Idea by @lycienne-seed with a little twist! The original prompt was having Hankcon and Reed900 on the mission but the RKs would be too OP so let Connor take Deputy’s place. Technically, Connor is not a cop therefore in order to throw him into the case, SURPRISE! Joseph is an android!! He doesn’t eat or drink and is immune to snake bite! The divine shepherd! 

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Random Headcannons: The Seeds

Jacob is amazing at playing darts and always wins.

Edens Gate holds frequent talent shows/contests.

Faith makes her own clothes (maybe even clothes for the brothers, too, like John’s jacket).

John is super afraid of bugs.

John is also squeamish around dirt and mud.

Whenever Set Those Sinners Free comes on the radio, Jacob physically winces because he finds it so uncomfortable and dumb (“The hell do I need a damn song for? I’m trainin’ an army, not a dance troupe.”)

John hugs his pillow koala style while he sleeps. Arms and legs wrapped around it. Won’t let it go for anything.

Joseph drinks way too much diet soda. It borders on an addiction, but he shrugs it off because “it’s diet, so it’s fine.”

Faith attended dance classes at a young age.

Joseph met his wife on a Christian dating site. Bonus: his profile read “I like long walks on the beach.”

Jacob was really popular among his unit when he was in the military. Everyone tended to flock to him and they really enjoyed his dirty/dark jokes.

Faith needs to listen to music whilst she falls asleep. She can’t sleep without it.

The reason Joseph doesn’t wear a shirt much is because he believes putting too much time and effort into the clothes that you wear is vain and is a sign that you’re “conforming to society.”

Faith had a one-night-stand with Tracey back when she was known as Rachel. Bonus: Tracey kinda fell for Rachel afterwards and that’s why Tracey took Faith’s departure especially hard.

John bounces his leg up and down constantly when he’s working at his desk. He gets very restless.

Jacob really enjoys giving oral sex. Something about his partner trusting him enough to let him have the most sensitive part of their body in his mouth - near his teeth - is really sexy to him. He likes the power.

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So my friend asked me to make a list of things that both John and Eddie Gluskin have in common. So here it goes…

 They both have a sense of fashion, both of them wear vests and wear dress shirts rolled up to their elbows.

They both sing a song that seems to almost represent them or their nature

They both use sharp objects on their victims

Obviously they enjoy torturing people

They both give their victims pet names

They both have had a horrible childhood in which they both experienced trauma, physical and mental.

They both seem to have an underlying sense of lust about them.[ although John mostly exploits this more then Eddie]

They are both very confident in what they are doing.

They enjoy taunting their victims and the thrill of the chase

They both hate being rejected

They both have extremely violent outbursts

They are both Control freaks

They are ALWAYS smiling.

They both talk a lot about sin

They both tell their victims that what they are doing to them is going to hurt them but try to ensure it ‘will be worth it’.  [Eddie when he’s about to ‘fix’ Waylon and also the first time John contacts the Deputy over the Radio]

Both suck at Romance and are far too demanding in a relationship

And they are both starved of any form of affection.

They both die because of their beliefs and Hopes and dreams

Only big differences are, their age, obviously. The fact that Eddie got caught and John had tricks up his sleeves to avoid being caught. The fact that John is probably a little more emotional because he’s younger and such a soft boi. Were as Eddie grew up in hardship and didn’t know what its like to live a luxury life. Also they both have different hobbies but….These two are far too alike and I felt like sharing that on tumblr. LOL

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3 Alternate Far Cry 5 Endings

1. Deputy kills the Seeds, goes to Joseph, resists and the collapse happens.

The nuclear ending, while disappointing could have functioned as a “bad ending” in the game. It is the most feasible ending out of the three due to the path you took and the choices you make. It fits the whole narrative of Joseph maybe being right, and your choices and actions were then in vain.

2. Deputy joins the cult.

This would have been interesting as sort of a “neutral ending”. The Seeds still die, and you get to the ending with Joseph. When he gives you a choice it’s to either resist or join. Having heard the stories, knowing the collapse is upon you and seeing your friends under the influence of bliss, you could decide to join the cult in an effort to survive or out of understanding. Your friends are “spared”, but you are all now under Joseph’s rule.

3. The deputy turns the Seeds against Joseph.

This ending would be the “good ending” and the most interesting depending on the choices you make, and if it had some more lead up. After each fight with the Seeds, they are injured but not dying, and you have the ability to detain them and take them back to Whitehorse and the companions, etc. They are then able to speak with the Seeds about their side of the story, and then Whitehorse or someone on your side can talk to them and explain how Joseph has used and manipulated them. Obviously, this wouldn’t happen right away, maybe it would take a few days or something else would have to happen for them to see your side, but after some event, you would have an option.

The Seeds tell you that if you spare them, they will help you fight against Joseph. You can either accept and let them help you, or kill them. If you choose to save them, you could get insight into new locations, or turn peggies and have more people join the fight against the cult. With each sibling you spare, it would be easier to turn the next, as they would see that their siblings are on your side as well. There could have even been an option to have the Seeds as occasional companions for some quests.

When it comes time to confront Joseph, you do it with all of his siblings on your side, trying to get him to turn himself in. This could go two ways. If all of the siblings are on your side (you spared them all), Joseph will turn himself in, there will be no fight, and the Seeds will be arrested. Hope County will be free, and everyone is able to leave.

If you have only one or two siblings (you kill even one), the siblings rejoin Joseph out of anger, and you have to fight all four at once. Some of your companions/friends would not survive this ordeal, maybe none of them would, but all of the Seeds would be killed in a fight, leaving Hope County free at a greater cost.

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John Seed no-cult Headcanons

°John is always stressed, so when he comes back the only thing he really wants is food, a warm shower and maybe a good fuck

°That being said, during weekends when the lawfirm isn’t operating, he takes his s/o to luxurious dates or even a quick trip at a resort-spa

°Dislikes it when work keeps his s/o’s attention away from him and might whine about it, but John knows he’s being a hypocrite

°It took a LONG while for him to bring his s/o to meet the Duncans, when he did his S/O understood every trauma that he had

°They were not invited to his wedding

°They are not welcomed in his house either, something his partner made very clear

°His private life and his work are completely separated, no one from the lawfirm or even associated with him even knows he has a S/O

°He knows he’s not perfect, between the traumas, the coke and sex addiction and overall shitty attitude he doesn’t believe he deserves his s/o

°Whole heartedly believes his s/o can do so much better than a sorry asshole like himself

°But they’ve been through it all and still pushing it, so it’s very clear they’re in it for the long run -somehow-

°They’re not an angel either, so when they begin to stray he’s there to help them overcome the rough patch

°He swears by his s/o baking, it might not be the best but he know they made it with him in mind, and that is something that touches him everytime

°When Joseph found them at first he was overwhelmed, suddenly he has a brother, a sister in-law and a niece

°It took some time to coax him into approaching Joseph’s daughter, but whe John met her he fell in love instantly

°Jacob was harder to find since he was homeless, John had to put a lot of effort and resources into locating him

°When they did find him it was by mere chance, he couldn’t believe the state Jacob was in

°Made him stay at his home, but quickly bought a small house in the suburban area so he could have his privacy, it strained his economy a little but it was the least he could do for his brother

°The wedding had to be postponed, something his s/o had to reassure him a thousand times it was ok and understandable

°John still has his tattoos but they are less religious and more importantly, he has his s/o and his brother’s names inked

°Enjoys action movies because the Duncans never allowed him to watch those, it may sound petty and it is…

°Likes abstract art and has some paintings from underground artists

°He knows he’s a heartbreaker and has history of being one of the most wanted bachelors in Atlanta, he still recieves text messages from past one night stands and previous “lovers” even if it was a long while since the last time he stepped into a nightclub

°He makes sure they understand he’s not into that anymore without giving away to much information

°His lover puts up with so much of his crap that the least he could do was be faithful to them, he know he’s not going to get away with that

°John knows he’s kind of fucked up in the head, but seeing his niece grow up makes him want his own child, half him and half his s/o

°If his s/o can’t conceive he’s gonna feel devastated for a while, it might be God telling him he’s not apt for the role

°Eventually his partner brings up the idea and they adopt a child from a bad neighborhood

°Part of him doesn’t want to do it because it triggers him a lot but he also wants to prove the world that he can be a good father, despite his daddy issues and horrible experiences

°That child is SO SPOILED, he could ask for the craziest shit and John would go and get it right away

°His s/o is the voice of reason and explains that saying no or sometimes being strict doesn’t make him abusive or a bad parent, sometimes it’s necessary

°Jacob is the closest to the child, since he doesn’t have kids or a wife he has more free time to take them out to the cinema or the park. Finds it therapeutic even

°Family outings are a regular things, so much that whe a co-worker of his met the by pure chance

°The next day everyone in the lawfirm was gossiping about how the most looked-after bachelor ibn Atlanta had a secret family and nobody knew about it

°He didn’t like it one bit

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John Seed - NSFW?

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Okay, so the Seed siblings as teenagers \ kids are essentially;

Jacob as the overgrown, humongous, psychotic red-head in tattered, used farmhand hand-me-down clothes which towers above legitimately everyone before even hitting puberty (probably even his own parents - each and every one of them) and is ready to fuckin’ fight your ass at a moment’s notice (and probably win too) a la Malachi from Children of the Corn. Would sell your soul to Satan for a corn chip and is the type to be scarily calm for the longest time ever before he snaps. More ginger than ever before.

Obvious target is obvious - but Joseph is an Isaac through and through, dyed-in-the-bone - as in, he was always that preachy and melodramatic and borderline creepy in general - otherwise a seemingly normal kid, expect he’s probably way too formally dressed and way too articulate for a mere kid. A lil’ off-putting for some reason that’s hard to explain - like it’s there, that something - but nobody can quite point their finger at it and give it a concrete name. Still had the trademark soul-piercing, intense as all fuck stare. Even at his age.

John as this really sweet, precious angel of a child with weird, abnormal, dark undertones to him (and occasional violent outbursts totally out of left field - but it’s just as easy to see him smile, be playful and darling) which keep getting more and more prominent the more time passes and the more their collective situation starts going to crap as a family - goes all Damien from the Omen by the end of his adoption by the Duncans - perfectly dressed and polished, but you can swear there’s something eerie about him nonetheless.

Faith’s (or Rachel, if you will) more or less reminiscent of Rhoda Penmark from The Bad Seeds (get it? I mean, far too good to pass up that one, don’t you think?) - always cutesy, beautifully attired, giddy, girly and pretty as fuck overall - but, she’s already showing early signs of her tendency to manipulate, lie and play people like fiddles when need be and then hide behind her appearance - would totally stick gum in your hair when you ain’t looking and possibly pin it on someone else.

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quick drawing of Faith 

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Faith Seed headcanons:

-She likes to hum along to whatever’s playing on the radio (she makes sure not to do it around Joseph)

-She’s taken a particular liking to Fleetwood Mac

-She’s constantly making flower crowns and placing them on people’s heads at the most random and sometimes inappropriate times

-Absolutely hates shoes

-When she’s not humming along to the radio she’s dancing softly along instead 

-Has a pair of angel wings tattooed on her back

-She has a lot of scars on her body

-She has some scattered on her thighs 

-But her biceps carry the most patterns of scars, which is why she never wears a top that passes above the elbow

-She says she got them as a child on a camping trip, she tripped and fell into a thorny bush as she was hiking up a steep hill

-(but that’s not true)

-She says she got them from a past abusive partner

-(but that’s not true either)

-She says she got them from her own home, her father never really was a loving man, always treating her as an outsider since she constantly lived in her head

-(that one might be true)

-(At least, that’s what Faith says)

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Papa Jacob and Papa John headcanon pictures

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Am I going to regret this? Probably.

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Something interesting about the Eden Gate’s Compound, stop me if you’ve heard this one before

I noticed that the white buildings before the church have names. The ones right in front are…

avaritia (latin for “Greed”) and luxuria (”Lust”)

Next to these two we have…

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Far Cry 5 Good Ending again

Hi Guys!

Good ending theory and spoilers for everyone who has not played yet

M'kay I again finished Far Cry 5 (Side quests. I am coming) Anyway First time I’m wasn’t sure This time I decided recording this As I said I did it

After the fell Greart Atom Bomb *From Megaton* We must to Reach to Dutch’s bunker It’s okay, but moment ago before our car accident we can see another car for one or three seconds

I watched this moment a few times and I found something. In another car I’m sure I see deputy Pratt and Joseph. Probably Hudson can be there, but I don’t see Whitehorse What with Junior Deputy… I don’t know because the perspective does not allow.

Wait… wait a minute. We’re in the car so how the heck Joseph, Pratt and probably Hudson are in another car. It’s interesting.

I’m not sure why we see that, that is because we’re still under the Bliss control or exist another explanation. Possibly this car is just an illusion or maybe an illusion is that we’re arrests Joseph and he driving another car but this version sound unlikely. Plus again before car crash we see Sheriff, Pratt and Hudson inside the car. But… where’s Joseph, it is impossible he’s to get out of the car

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1RoTHn1Oz6x9ChVHOMEDC2KK6XhukUocA/view?usp=sharing

They’re in the car

Another car, there is Joseph & Pratt??

Probably someone is there<Hudson> or it’s just a shadow

Ouh… here they are, but where’s Joseph?

At the end of this post, if Joseph got out of the car, it can explain that Joseph had the strength to move the Junior Deputy to the bunker

And Joseph said “No one is coming to save you” while he saved us, and adopted us ~

This game likes surprising.

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Okay since more than one person liked that post it’s time for a little bit of art analysis!

okay so this picture:

a reimagining of the last supper right? Well the first time i saw it i assumed (since it had been awhile since i saw the original) that this gentleman:

was supposed to be Judas Iscariot, due to the US Marshal vest. However! This man is actually in the placement of Andrew the Apostle, who was the brother of peter and JC’s first disciple.

So then? Who is Judas Iscariot? Well in the original this is Judas:

which you can tell bc he’s holding the bag of coins he sold out Jesus for. Which means this is Judas:

now it’s possible that Ubisoft just didn’t put that much thought into this promotional material, which I mean honestly is the most likely explanation.

However, I will say this in terms of Ubisoft’s dedication: John Seed is in the exact placement of John the Apostle, Jacob is in the place of James who was the Brother of John and the first apostle to be martyred which if you consider the Seed brother’s past, would make sense. (Also not really important but Faith is in the place of philip who was prominent in the Book of John, and he introduced St. Nathanael to Jesus.)

So I couldn’t definitely say who the judas is in the picture, but if i had to guess I’d say maybe Eli Palmer:

If you have any alternative theories, I’d love to hear it!!

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Hi!

I think I found something interesting or not

Okay so the first thing is the word. All the time during the loading screen we see Joseph with word LUST over his pants But in the final mission we can see in her place word PRIDE

A second thing is eye. Yep. The right eye After fight with The Father and watched cutscene I saw something weird. It was the right eye of Joseph Was a red. The first thing I thought ‘hey, it is a flash’ but this can not be light or flash cause lighting is behind him. Maybe it’s just a glitch or something was wrong with my graphic card. I don’t know…

And what do you thing about it Guys?