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too many fanfics have the guy be like "oh me and my wife are in an open relationship im totally allowed to have sex with other people." we need more fanfics with straight up infidelity ! adultery even !

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could you draw heathcliff holding a bee gently?

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this weeks heathcliffs

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Ishmael tries so desperately to be the straight man in a situation despite being neither straight nor a man. She is so meticulous and careful and cautious but deep down just wants to solve her problems by beating them with a blunt object, which is likely why she tends to butt heads with Mr. Solves Every Problem By Beating It With A Blunt Object. She rags on him the most cause deep down she knows she’s exactly the same.

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AAAAAAAA HEATHCLEUDQRGRGDGSAGSGEHRGRGRGGRGRGRGRGRGRGRRRRRRRRRRRR

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I know Heathcliff Ishmael bickering is discussed a lot but I’d like to take a moment to discuss Heathcliff Faust bickering because. I do not have many examples on hand but my god their beef is way more entertaining than I think it should be.

(You might have to tap on the images to see some of the text sorry)

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Anyway, Merry Christmas! 🎄🐸

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... heathecliff practicing manners for when he meets cathy by opening doors and other polite things and the first time he does the polite gentleman man act with ishmael she becomes a blushing little ball of rage. heathcliffe is mad because he didn't do anything wrong! why is the lorax smacking him with a dead fish???

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I also think it's hilarious that these three batch of chapters deal with some kind of tragic love but Ishmael's wlw swag makes it so she's the only one who actually got it in the bag

Like Heathcliff's whole thing is that Cathy did not accept to marry him due to being seen as lowly and breaking his heart so bad it sent him down this path and Yi Sang and Dongbaek get all of these romantic-coded scenes and symbolism to the point you could interpret Dongbaek's final words both in the dungeon and after her boss as a dying love confession (specially since red camellias in korean flower language mean "I love you more than anyone else") but nothing implies they ever actually became a thing and the story doesn't ellaborate on that overtly instead focusing on the League as a whole and the concept of trust

And over here Ishmael has all of these beautiful moments with Queequeg to the point they were planning a future together and basically just a a few steps away from getting gay married and losing Queequeg the biggest reason she hates Ahab so much. It's the redhead who's got game if it wasn't for The Whale

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dungeon yuri

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there’s so much pathologizing over why enemies to lovers is a popular trope (something something the normalization of abuse something something) when the simplest and less moronic answer is that narratives thrive on irony and reversals, and there’s no greater irony than characters going from hating each other’s guts to loving each other unconditionally. raw thesis-antithesis-synthesis.

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I was watching Jimmy Neutron and the skinny guy made an omegaverse joke.

I have never watched Jimmy Neutron, nor have I ever read any omegaverse fics.

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GOOD EVENING MADAM ISHMAEL. HELLO. HI.

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obe time

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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

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Galaxy-brained: killing a dragon is part of dragon sex.

You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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