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Made myself a graph for robots/cyborgs/AI to know my tastes.

(note: quirky or murderous, but mostly both lmao)

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I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

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everybody has that one wizard friend in the friend group, and even though they're always casting spells, it's okay to flirt with them a little bit every now and then. just because they're all powerful and constantly uttering incantations doesn't mean they don't want to be flattered. The next time your wizard friend is conjuring something you can let them know you think they're pretty. You don't have to of course, I just think they'd appreciate it

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My boyfriend has to go to the ren fair for work but i can come and he wanted to do a matching costume. He was like “I want to be Frodo” and I was like “oh cool I can be Shelob” which was, apparently, not the couples costume he was thinking of

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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"I finally made it home, my dear"

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the most harrowing animorphs book is the one where the animorphs, who are already child soldiers, are unknowingly forced to fight and kill alien children

yes, this happens

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https://twitter.com/yanni__chan/status/883114645447471104

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Whoever made this, may your pillows always be fluffed and cool and may you never hit a red light as long as you live.

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long mf time.

[credit to liffeh on twitter!]

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I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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Big D the man that you are

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i was a little hesitant about adding the second pic but yolo as you kids said 10 years ago

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pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

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do you think they know how much they contributed to online literacy? to the spirit of curiousity? to the idea of doing research yourself instead of always having it laid out in front of you?

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Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

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Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

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Final Fantasy poll: Before you click, let the wheel choose a character for you.

Please add in the tags which one you got, and your answer! I'm curious!

Inspired by @sillylotrpolls