melonlord4911
melonlord4911
50 Shades of Tired
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melonlord4911 · 2 days ago
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Animatic commission for @agrove101
The concept was wonderful as are you my friend!
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melonlord4911 · 2 days ago
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Star God HUNGY
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melonlord4911 · 2 days ago
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looked a cool artist i found and instead of her actual art the first result google showed me was AI art made with her work. i hate it here!!!!!!!
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melonlord4911 · 2 days ago
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Sharkposting!!!
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THIS is the frilled shark. Unlike all other shark species, they are eel-like in shape so it was weird classifying them as sharks for a while, until we figured out they were a species that dated way back to the prehistoric oceans, and have since barely changed taxonomically because they’re well adapted to life as it is for them now.
I’d say the most infamous thing about frilled sharks is how old they are, but another famous frilled shark feature is their TEETH. Gross ass trident shaped teeth that point up and back in their mouth. The way they’re shaped makes it easy to trap, hold, and shred prey without having the bite force that “normal” sharks usually do. Because of this unique adaptation, they have mouths so weird and strange that they look like old men from afar… LOL.
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One last fun fact: Scientists estimate frilled sharks have the longest gestation period of ALL VERTEBRATES ON EARTH. It lasts for three and a half (3.5) years. For comparison, human gestation is only 9 months. WOAH!
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melonlord4911 · 2 days ago
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Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
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melonlord4911 · 4 days ago
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Highmoon TF: ONE concept art, Cybertron
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melonlord4911 · 4 days ago
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He's saying what we've all been thinking
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melonlord4911 · 4 days ago
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Soul Drinkers
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melonlord4911 · 4 days ago
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Soul Drinker
by Márton Kapoli
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melonlord4911 · 4 days ago
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I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN
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melonlord4911 · 8 days ago
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Like an artist possessed, I drew this in one sitting
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melonlord4911 · 8 days ago
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"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.
To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.
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And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool
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melonlord4911 · 9 days ago
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Pre-menstrual depression is always depicted as like "He He! I had a box of icecream bars and cried while watching the Titanic!" But in reality, it's more like, "I'm standing the edge of an abyss. There is nothing good inside of me, I'm filled with rage and desperation."
It's crazy that being told how to deal with that is never a part of anyone's menstrual sex education.
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melonlord4911 · 9 days ago
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Pre-menstrual depression is always depicted as like "He He! I had a box of icecream bars and cried while watching the Titanic!" But in reality, it's more like, "I'm standing the edge of an abyss. There is nothing good inside of me, I'm filled with rage and desperation."
It's crazy that being told how to deal with that is never a part of anyone's menstrual sex education.
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melonlord4911 · 10 days ago
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melonlord4911 · 11 days ago
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I need y'all to watch this clip
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melonlord4911 · 12 days ago
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