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due to the thesis inherent in seinfeld's writing the principal cast of the sitcom would likely not survive a visit to silent hill as they would be unable to achieve the personal growth necessary to overcome the monsters facing them

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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

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I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway

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no luke, no he's not

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Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

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Views from the train (2019)

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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy

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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

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You ever taste your own cooking and go “Damn. I’m good at that” and then do a little dance?

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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

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OH MY GOD NEW PAINTINGS!!! BY ZETTERSTRAND!!!! WAAAAAA

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sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

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why does transitioning have to be so scary, I just want to be me

authenticity is always frightening but more so in a time of falseness

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you can do it!

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