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me: *wants to meet new people, to date, to make friends and just to connect*

anxiety: oh sweetie

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idc (I do care)

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some little things from summer of steven

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basically every study in my psych class: we surveyed 75 cis, heterosexual, white people on a college campus and decided to apply the results to all 7 billion people on earth.

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Attic          prints / grass ver 

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I really wish they still made Shonen Jump in paperback, someone should make theses into posters

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Me: okay brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience

My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate,

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: sure 

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Why are Ross and Rachel so iconic when Chandler and Monica’s relationship is 50,000 times more romantic, cuter and HEALTHIER than Ross and Rachel’s?

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someone: i really like you!

me: that’s literally impossible but ok

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I want 20 of these pups!

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me in class: oh look the teacher is about to explain the thing i don't understand, i should pay attention

adhd: how about we zone out and play with this clicky pen instead

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Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

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Rami Malek fidgeting at the Vulture Panel