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academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

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Mom, can I hold your hand…?

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in middle school i knew a guy named alexander hamilton because his parents just thought it would be nice to name their son after a historical figure but then this poor guy went through hell because he was 13 years old in 2015 and his name was alexander hamilton

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god i fuckin love airports. who came up with that??? “yeah, planes land here and take off. what if we also made it a mall, and then removed everyone’s sense of time and space when they came inside?” it could be 8:33 in the morning in a time zone i have never experienced but it’s always Airport Time

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As funny as it is to see musk's own ai not complying with his bullshit about "white genocide" in South Africa i think it should turn your stomach to know that while so many people are jumping on the bandwagon to see it in action it is coming at the cost of polluting the air for a majority Black neighborhood and making it increasingly difficult for the people living there to breathe

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Varric Tethras as a character is wild. He calls everyone by a nickname. He writes trashy romance novels. He’s a prolific liar. His family got them kicked out of the dwarf kingdom for rigging dwarven Wrestlemania matches. He has fingers in literally every crime ring in Kirkwall. He lives in a pub. He named his weapon after his absent girlfriend with whom he has a restraining order. He denies his involvement in keeping the wizard police away from his friend’s illegal magic Urgent Care. He’s the mom of the friend group. And he does this all while being four feet tall

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part of me wonders if I might be sunk-cost-fallacy-ing this musical theatre group

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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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So funny going through a random person's blog and seeing the tag they use for their own posts is something like #shut the fuck up garret you stupid cunt

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Guys I'm starting to get really worried after the Veilguard trailer. What if... what if no one drinks out of a cup that's wildly too big and they're levitating it between their hands and it looks really stupid...

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dnd campaign portrait set i did! +1 indulgent npc 💖

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The dragon's favorite treasure

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We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon

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i am once again contemplating that uncomfortable space of being disabled I sit in, where I am not noticeably disabled enough to use it as an excuse or get help a lot of the time, but I AM disabled enough to appear incompetent at best and malicious at worse and just kind of frustrate everybody in the vicinity, myself included

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black-rose4 asked:

Zevran B5

So quick, but there he is.

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Part 2 with Anders, I'm sure he's not thinking about anything important