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Sentence Starters: Minecraft Splash texts

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“Bigger than a bread box!”

“Rainbow turtle?”

“Millions of peaches!”

“Play him off, keyboard cat!”

“Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!”

“Don’t worry, be happy!”

“Something’s not quite right...”

“Don’t bother with the clones!”

“Don’t feed avocados to parrots!”

“It came from space.”

“Bread is pain!”

“Put that cookie down!”

“Reality can be whatever I want.”

“Got your nose!”

“I see your vocabulary has improved!”

“One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!”

“Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!”

“If not okay, return to the End.”

“So sweet, like a nice bon bon!”

“Yay, puppies for everyone!”

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Sentence Starters: Scooby Doo

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“I feel like a side of beef.”

“[Name], where are you!?”

“What a ham.”

“You stop that!”

“That’s just how I planned it. Now, get me down!”

“Who dares disturb my sleep?!”

“[Name], I always knew you were a little batty.”

"Very funny. Now don't take it off, you look better with it on."

"We hit the jackpot."

"If you don't mind, I'll wait out here and guard this little delicious bowl of fruit."

"I was beginning to feel like a sardine."

"Don't you know it's illegal to set off fireworks and wreck a storeroom?"

“Leave it to [blank] to pick the wrong door!”

“Like, being in a state of constant terror makes us constantly hungry.”

“I’m so scared, I wish I had a ham sandwich to calm my nerves!”

“Here, double ugly, go by yourself a new face!”

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Sentence Starters: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

“Call me ‘sir’, god dammit!”

“You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do.”

“I feel like complete shit. I can’t go anywhere.”

“Why can’t you let me rot in peace?!”

“You just mind your p’s and q’s, buster. And remember who you’re dealin’ with!”

“I’d like to have a few words with you, by God!”

“Tell you what, dipshit. You don’t like my policies, you can come down here and smooch my big ol’ butt.”

“I am very cute, I am very alone, and I am VERY protective of my body.”

“I didn’t hit you, I lightly slapped you.”

“You thought we wouldn’t have any fun. Shame on you.”

“You’re outta your mind!”

“____, you’re my hero...”

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Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising Quotes:

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Source: Metal Gear Rising

“Cope and Seethe, —. Why don’t you go back to Facebook and post some Minion memes?”

“Do you see, now? All this murder…and you still aren’t based.”

“Let me tell you, —. You’re a normie, and a beta.”

“That’s cringe, —. And your setup is WEAK.”

It’s cringe or be cringe, —. Soon, you’ll understand.

“Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We’re all pawns controlled by something greater… MEMES. The DNA of the soul.”

“You’ll never be based with memes like that.”

“Doctor, turn off my cringe inhibitors.”

“Perhaps I am cringe…but that makes me free!”

“I was fucking joking, why did you do it?!”

“I’m starting to see what you’re getting at. And if based means what I think it means, then caring about your shitty posts is a long way off.”

“Alright, I’ve heard enough. Deadly force is authorized.”

“I’m sorry, officer, I was too busy playing League of Legends.”

“I will never eat peanut butter, ever again…”

“Stealth is optional, but so is my mercy.”

“My source is that I made it the fuck up.”

“We’re making the mother of all omelets, -. Can’t fret over every egg.”

“Oh my god, it’s the cringe nae nae baby.”

“Guess I have no choice…I challenge you to a debate.”

“And there’s nothing more American than shooting a man, in this Walmart of a world.”

“That’s a nice argument, -. Why don’t you back it up with a source?”

“Your ass will always be cringe, and my ass will always be Thicc.”

“Oh, good! Ha ha, you’re getting more based by the day.”

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Random Quotes I’ve thought of, in my spare time:

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“I’m all out of ass AND gum! What am I supposed to do, now?”

“People say that being the bigger person is the better way to solve conflict, but screw that! I wanna be petty.”

“I have 99 problems, and all of them are a result of my own stupidity.”

“Anyone happen to have a guideline to getting my shit together? I’ve been tripping on air and pouring the milk before the cereal for like a month, now.”

“If I had the choice to work retail for $15 an hour, or explore a haunted mental asylum for a billion, you bet your ass I’d take the asylum! No ghost is worse than a Karen on a Monday.”

“Oh my god…that shoe is slightly out of place! This place is haunted as hell!”

“I see that the clown college is closer than I thought. It’s right in front of me, in fact.”

“My argument may be full of holes and inconsistencies, but to be fair, I made it all up.”

“Listen, if we both die here, just know that my tombstone is gonna be WAY cooler than yours.”

“I got fired from my job as a pizza delivery person because a dinosaur wrecked my car. I swear I’m not making this up.”

“I’m a Vtuber simp, and I’m proud!”

“Wanna see me do a 360, on this skateboard? *breaks their ankles.* …Please take me to a hospital.”

“You know what? I figured out why we haven’t solved this problem yet…we need more swords.”

“Based, cringe, memes, they all mean nothing, to me… But if I had to say, between the two of us, you’re DEFINITELY the cringe one.”

“You madman, I bet you’re the kind of person that using a Wiimote without the safety strap!”

“I don’t see what I did wrong. The vending machine didn’t give me my bag of chips, after I paid for it, so I just broke the glass! It’s not like I committed murder.”

“Please get out of here, I don’t wanna have to breathe the same air as someone like you.”

“Listen, I don’t care how much you refute it. Between the two of us, you’re the cool one!”

“I bet you don’t have an…oh wait, you DO have an air fryer!”

“As long as we work together, there won’t be a single war crime that we can’t get away with!”

“Listen, I only say this cause I care for you more than anything…please brush your teeth.”

“Hey, c’mon! Ketchup on ice cream is perfectly fine! You just have bad taste!”

“Jesus, these fries are almost as salty as a League player.”

“Please, go to bed already. I could carry 3 HD TVs in the bags, under your eyes.”

“Who would’a thought we’d both be working at the same McDonald’s? Small world, huh?”

“I will aggressively toss this pillow at you, and it will be mildly inconvenient.”

“INTRUDER!! …Oh, wait, it’s just you. I didn’t recognize you, as you look much better than you normally do.”

“There are three things in my life that are always guaranteed to bring me happiness. Video Games, Pizza, and WHOLE bunch of puppies.”

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Sentence Starters: Stupid shit me and my friends have said out of context

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“Need some butter with that corn?”

"Get outta my fucking buhcinity."

"Finally, somebody important."

"WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN! WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN DAMMIT!"

"You're almost annoying. THE WAY YOU LOOK IS ANNOYING!"

“You got the thicc recees!”

“Hey. Suffer with me.”

“How dare you make me snort Mountain Dew.”

“___’s pretty whack.”

“I may be stinky but you...are smelly.”

“This is what skill looks like.”

“Do you want the right answer or the wrong answer?”

“What are you, a math problem?”

"Do you think dogs just hear pig latin when we try to command them?"

“The cold does bother me anyway.”

“Listen, I’m only partially stupid.”