a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.
NOAH LYLES pulls out the Blue-Eyes White Dragon and Exodia the Forbidden One Yu-Gi-Oh! cards before winning all of his 100m races at the 2024 Olympic trials
atem: kaiba do you wear glasses?
kaiba: i don't wear glasses because i got lasik surgery.
atem: what's lasik?
kaiba: well, the science is a bit complex, but long story short, it was a surgery where they used lasers to fix some problems with my eyes.
atem, misunderstanding but too proud to say so: i see.
[spongebob narrator voice: three hours later]
atem: kaiba told me he has laser eyes.
jounouchi: bullshit.
atem: no, jounouchi. he told me about the surgery and everything.
jounouchi, now living in fear of kaiba's laser eyes: what kind of MAD SCIENTIST SHIT.... DOES HIS VILLAINY KNOW NO END????
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