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nona the ninth quotes - day three, part three this one was long as hell, apparently day three is just quoteable like that, so i split it into parts. i fear day four. change pronouns and names as needed.

would you be mad if i died?

it's never good, with necromancers.

you are literally the only one who knows.

more people there were dead than alive.

was i fake? was i real? if i was real, what did it mean?

oh, you're the magical death man, can you do something about my body?

go, my child, your knee cartilage is fixed.

i had to eat, i had to sleep, even though i didn't want to.

he's curing cancer, that's great, but he's bookended by two zombies that they've dressed in outfits, that's bad.

the government isn't all, love that small business entrepreneur spirit. the government says, this is a cult.

that's not a defence force, that's a cop and six different kinds of nerd.

she chose us that day, not her career.

do something impressive to buy us time.

and then the government was like, okay, let's talk.

i mean, i had kind of done a huge crime.

there were extenuating circumstances.

it wasn't my fault that turning several hundred animals inside out makes you look like the bad guy.

it's all gone, i'm the only one left.

it's just me and you and no more jokes.

that's not going to be a place for children.

i don't want to see your bodies paraded through the streets.

you've got me by the balls here.

please never say that again.

they'd probably get shot by someone.

them all being so well-behaved was miserable in a way.

be sensible, [name].

he's got ageing kidneys.

i always keep my promises to [name]. this time i didn't promise.

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nona the ninth quotes - day three, part two this one was long as hell, apparently day three is just quoteable like that, so i split it into parts. i fear day four. change pronouns and names as needed.

that is above your security clearance.

i am not trying to be cruel. you must see it from our point of view.

you know the ways in which i am sympathetic and in which i am not.

ah, in the end, all of us are people... who need the bathroom.

i do not want to run anymore.

[name] is what happens when nepotism and bullshit collide.

my hair is naturally big and manageable, dickhead!

you know i can help her, [name]. you know i want to.

so long as [name] doesn't tag along.

she's our ticket out of here.

come back to us - take vengeance for us.

is the compulsive shouting typical?

better friends to her than you have been glared at for less.

where am i? where's [name]?

i remember. i'm fine. i'm fine.

you're the one facing the dark night of the soul.

is this living, [name]?

you've never lived a single day of your life. it'd be against regulations.

you know, i really am glad you two are together... in whatever way you've managed.

i like my prison cells more obvious.

you're not a good woman, [name].

you and i don't even own our own souls.

my soul's mine. you give yours away to anyone who doesn't want you.

try to forgive me someday, [name].

you were part of the lie.

[name] didn't say anything when you came into the room. she only screamed.

i've got as much right to you as [name] does.

do you love love [name]? in-love-with-[name]?

maybe you could be the one to melt her icy heart.

you're cute... on your best days, adorable.

i love being told about myself.

you're mad at me. shame on you.

you shouldn't ask me things if you don't want me to tell the truth about them.

nobody's going to be interested in my lesson if they see you.

if [name] hears you said that, she'll be furious.

i have a ripple of evil running through my soul.

you darling, i know what you are, even if they refuse to see it.

i envy you more than anyone else in the universe.

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nona the ninth quotes - day three, part one this one was long as hell, apparently day three is just quoteable like that, so i split it into parts. i fear day four. change pronouns and names as needed.

you've shown me before. show me again.

i can't do it by myself.

it's funny - i never feel like that in the dream.

it's not sexy, though.

since when do you use the word sexy?

we're having a heart-to-heart, i'm sharing deep personal thoughts, and you just want me to eat.

obviously a lot of terrible stuff had happened in the interim.

what were you and [name] talking about? sounded fruity.

i can be trusted to bring home groceries sometimes, you know.

you know you shouldn't have done that.

i don't think you've ever criticised me before.

are you kidding? i look like two elbows.

don't ask questions, [name].

she was keeping some pretty ferocious company.

you know it's okay to be mad at me, right?

some people were put into the universe to rig it to explode, then walk away.

that's a very interesting thing you just said, [name]. let me write that down.

cool it, [name], you know we'll do what you say.

i didn't take you for a traditionalist.

you sound like your sister.

i don't know you at all anymore.

it's good to see you, even if you don't feel the same.

we're not the hardliners. we want the same things you do.

let's get this over with. i had things to do today.

let us move on from playing game with how clever and old you are.

i am not impressed, and they annoy my colleague.

bet you've never been challenged before. how does it feel?

unofficially i am wildly delighted by this.

i have no time for worst-case scenarios.

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nona the ninth quotes - day two speedrunning this book for quotes is hurting more than actually rereading it did. change pronouns and names as needed.

if you drop a sponge on me tomorrow i promise i won't scream about it.

none of my friends want to kill each other.

why does [name] hate you?

i like to think she doesn't hate me so much anymore... now that she's seen my famous charm, that is.

if you're that charming, how come you're single?

who, and whyfor, did you bribe?

you can't ever get the full data on souls.

so you think i trust myself too much.

i think that you can't be your own checks and balances.

sometimes you remind me of my mother.

domestic life is immensely depressing and has a lowering effect on the ego.

try to bring home something useful this time.

[name], this is hurting my dignity.

i am adjacent to being a doctor.

you don't have to go apeshit, [name].

we don't have secrets from each other.

i was out of my fucking mind scared.

you're dumb as a box of hair, [name].

there it all goes again. i can't stand it.

contract law doesn't set you up for rolling a couple bodies into a pond.

how we got through that i'll never know.

i could feel them - i could feel everyone in the building.

she wasn't scared i was nuts. she was scared i wasn't.

i wasn't trying to be a dick.

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nona the ninth quotes - day one tamsyn muir i love you and i will never pressure you but if alecto the ninth doesn't come out soon i am going to explode. change pronouns and names as needed.

this time will be the time we get it right.

we just wanted to save you. you were so sick.

i still love you.

do you know who i am yet?

i never could help giving the girls what they wanted.

if they want her early, want can be their master.

she always made that mistake.

[name], this is sounding perilously like giving up.

this is [group] who don't give a fuck.

i wouldn't have called them too generous with fucks before.

[name]'s dead, and i don't give a fuck either.

you seem to have had... a big shock.

they wanted to see me naked. it was a sex thing.

you shouldn't always get whatever you want.

[name] isn't our friend right now.

i could never stop you from loving anything. i don't have the right.

so do i have the wrong kind of body, or the wrong kind of soul?

is there anything you're not telling me?

i trust them. they will not betray us.

i wanted to stop you hurting.

you're on amphetamines. you are on coke. you are on amphetamines and coke.

let's bloody face it, i'd gone weird.

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unhinged shit my fiance has said yes, all of these things came out of my fiance's actual human mouth, except for the ones that were typed which came out of his actual human fingers. i love him very much. change pronouns and names as needed.

kidnapping! yay!

i have a date with frodo.

mmm, foot spice.

there are eight chicken vaginas. do better.

i'll arrange this marriage and then i'll cook.

how can any of us forget pikachu's killing spree of '98?

do you need sexually attractive bandicoots?

you gotta give the people what they want and sometimes what they want is arson.

i can't eat these, i've got a mouthful of balls.

all's fair in love, war, and bread.

he should still be alive! where is the shambling corpse of canute the great?!

oh no, he gave baby jesus brain damage!

you distracted me with the chunks.

this is my sweatpants mouth.

god is elmer fudd.

i think lego is having a seizure.

you deserve a fiery death in valhalla.

god is not all that elmer fudd encompasses.

i didn't want to think about muppet porn!

into the panini press with you.

bonus! unhinged shit i've said

you're like fistfighting an octopus.

punitive atheism it is!

that's way too much penis.