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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

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when i die i hope i come back as a beautiful microscopic granule of sand

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AN-TI-BO-DIES

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Low budget edit on what it was like watching the new episode of Game Changer before bed

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'Counterspell'

You attempt to interrupt a creature in the process of casting a spell.

Polished, choose your own paint color, inedible.

These are currently available for pre-order!

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After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

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Art by Japanese artist and illustrator Ayako Ishiguro, wife of horror mangaka Junji Ito.

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A hairstyle tutorial

[eng by me]

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The Mad Sorcerers beast.

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I had fun with the armor and dress pattern with this one!~

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i like Raphael bg3 but unfortunately i dont think its for the same reasons anyone else does. he swoops in so fucking confident like "hello my baby mice (/derogatory) you wish you could kill me. you fucking wish. anyway sell me your soul or die in an unsexy tentacle explosion."

and then he sort of follows you around for like 3 acts. all quiet. spying on u. hoping youll call him. waiting by the phone. and then when you finally do run into him hes like "haha so, you miserable worms (/derogatory), have you considered i can save you and i have this really cool donkey kong hammer you want? sell me this insanely OP crown and ill give it to you. please. haha it isnt like i need you or anything, baka."

and then you break into raphaels house. hes cucked bc his girl Hope wont get with him, and she looks at you for 2 seconds and decides youre it instead. you run into his sidepiece, who is literally just a horny mirror of himself, and you can either kill or fuck the horny mirror of himself. the pathetic horny mirror of himself will absolutely tell you raphael is shit at sex. you lie to raphaels librarian, kill all his guys, rob his house, break out his girl, steal his head henchman to your side, and then fucking kill him. youre like, four sadboy adventurers with worms in your brains and you were level one like two weeks ago, and you straight up obliterate raphael and leave his house to his angry girlfriend in the will. you steal his fucking diaries. and you dont even die in an unsexy tentacle explosion.

raphael is trying so hard to be cool and hes absolutely not. he sings his little song and stalks around the shadows, but hes so uncool i think im a little obsessed actually.

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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo