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Charlie Brown: I just hope Lucy isn't mean to me today.
Snoopy and Woodstock B Plot:

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*reading from a skin bound tome summon an eldritch horror* "erm... im not even gonna *try* and pronounce that one!
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finally he's being his regular sOrt Of abnOrmal again
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that one friend whose blood you'll never wash out from your hands 😂
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UNHAND HIM!!!!!!!

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literally addicted to walking around with a dying phone like 8% battery no portable charger no outlets nearby and no plans of going home anytime soon either
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"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not
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JOHN SEES ANYONE &LUE OR &LUE ADJACENT AND STARTS HAVING PRO&LEMS!
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as far as i'm concerned that emoji is a man barking
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Tumblr should have a feature where every anon has a tenth of a percent chance to be de-anonymized. First because I think a 1/1000 chance would be too high a risk for most people sending hate. Second because it would be very funny.
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For my little sister who is now obsessed with Phoenix Wright
Original meme by: @/ Mhuyo
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I bet he keeps hard-boiled eggs in his pockets
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