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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that
#if i find smth in rvb obnoxious and unnecessary i simply excise it from my perception of canon immediately#and then i will see people mad about stupid shit or taking it seriously as a part of the show#and it’s like. nah man… that didn’t happen#come live in my world - it’s a better place#(for the record - i’m coming at this from a character analysis perspective not a media analysis perspective)#(i DO enjoy watching things critically but not rvb bc i think that would make my head explode)#(i just mentally delete the obnoxious bs as it comes and i think that’s beautiful)
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in case you thought i was joking, here’s Sarge on the camp schedule…
funniest thing that has ever happened to me at work is that my boss and I were driving around our park and one of our caterers spotted us, ran towards us at full speed, literally jumped a hedge to get to us, could not even speak by the time she arrived at our van because she was so out of breath, and the first thing that came out of her mouth when she could finally talk again was “DO YOU GUYS KNOW SARGE?”
#Sarge at summer camp… can you imagine?#he’d bring real guns with live ammo for the children to ‘play’ with#and call it an ‘invaluable training experience for the next generation of soldiers’#sarge
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funniest thing that has ever happened to me at work is that my boss and I were driving around our park and one of our caterers spotted us, ran towards us at full speed, literally jumped a hedge to get to us, could not even speak by the time she arrived at our van because she was so out of breath, and the first thing that came out of her mouth when she could finally talk again was “DO YOU GUYS KNOW SARGE?”
#i almost died#like. Yes. i DO know sarge… but probably not the same sarge you are thinking about…#but i’ve never heard of anyone else going by sarge so i really was not prepared…#quote from the caterer about sarge: ‘he has a beautiful soul’#this happened a month ago but i still think about it every single day#AU where sarge lives near my park and is a ‘storyteller with a beautiful soul’ who entrances caterers with his war stories#i could see it…#sarge running a public program though? PR nightmare…#red vs blue#rvb
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the fact that Donut is Church’s favorite Red is so funny
#no commentary on this - it just tickles me#like. on one hand - that man blew up Tex so like. what gives?#but. one the other hand - she DID blow him up first#and then Church spent months attempting to kill him in ‘the past’#so i guess they’re basically even at that point#i feel like he just looked at the Reds and was like ‘okay who is the least exhausting to deal with on a regular basis?’#and Donut won out simply bc Sarge Grif and Simmons are soooooooo obnoxious#this post brought to you by: Church being legitimately upset about Donut’s death in s5#co-sponsored by his refusing to entertain Simmons’ homophobia towards Donut in s4#great stuff#red vs blue#rvb
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obsessed with the part in s4 when Church manages to gather all the vehicles to the blue side and he’s SO happy about it like “we have got every single vehicle in this canyon! we’re unstoppable!” like. you did it, buddy. you did such a good job. i’m so proud of you.
#congratulations on successfully completing this random task you made up for yourself#i am going to cry#HE CAN’T EVEN DRIVE#red vs blue#church#alpha church doing his fucking best despite it all is something that can actually be so personal
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Takes a guy who's obsessed with saving people even if it risks his life and a guy who is literally allergic to asking for help in any situation and puts them in My stew puts them in my fucking stew and stirs it
#PREV THIS IS WHAT I’M SAYING#i thought i had reblogged this post to this sideblog already but i only reblogged it on main for some reason#anyway… to summarize what i said before:#THIS IS WHY CHURCH AND WASH CAN NEVER DEAL WITH THEIR SHIT#THEY ARE BOTH BOTH OF THESE PEOPLE#I AM PUTTING THEM IN THE PIT#ASK EACH OTHER FOR HELP AND LIVE MOTHERFUCKERS#church#wash
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Nice stigmata scar. Too bad it's on the gay hand.
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Watching Out of Mind right after s4 is an EXPERIENCE…
Tex is out here on a secret spy mission to finally track down and kill O’Malley for good (34 dead, countless wounded).
Meanwhile, back in Blood Gulch, Church has enlisted O’Malley as a midwife.
#has anyone ever made an edit cutting back and forth between s4 and Out of Mind bc i think that would be really really funny#York is fucking dying and meanwhile O’Malley is about to help deliver Tucker’s baby#do you see my vision?#anyway - i have Serious Gender Thoughts about Out of Mind which will be shared in 3 to 6 business months - so stay tuned#first come the jokes… later comes the REAL analysis#that hopefully the jokes will lay the groundwork for…#red vs blue#i love Tex so much it’s unreal#always needs to be said
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Price <3
#SO FUCKING GOOD#ever since you posted this i will be sitting there minding my own business#and then i’ll think about ‘…that might inform why *THIS* is your grieving process?’ and start laughing#bc i’ve thought of that before too… making a copy of yourself to torture relentlessly to the point of insanity is#a very strange grieving process for ‘wife died in a war’#like. idc how much you loved your wife dude - you’ve got some other shit going on there…#the counselor#(i miss him so much)
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bringing back the counselor, having him do literally nothing, and then killing him off….. why even do that. literally just wasted screen time that they desperately needed so badly in 13.
#no this is so real - i was devastated#me when the counselor comes back: ohohoho i see where THIS is going…#me when he does nothing and explodes and dies: ah. so they have no idea what they’re fucking doing.#like. why bring back someone who is ONLY relevant to carolina wash and epsilon if none of them are even gonna KNOW he was there?????#in a better show there could be fun irony to that but in this case it’s just bad writing#i am not a chorus hater but i do think it had an absolutely monstrous amount of wasted potential#on the bright side it DID activate my ‘i could fix her’ energy - which is always fun#seasons 1-10 - fine overall#chorus? *rubs my little hands together so hard and fast they start smoking*
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Yes, almost all the "came back wrong/came back something else" bits can potentially be about Church, but I think this one is especially funny for the first time he thought he was a "ghost". Dude, you have no idea why you aren't even BLUE right now
Text; I came back fine, it's not my fault you're all just stupid
#i get at him first thinking ‘okay i guess ghost armor is just white - that’s probably normal’#but Tex’s ‘ghost armor’ is still black so like.#never gave that any more thought? no?#i also enjoy that he will occasionally forget that he’s a ‘ghost’ and be concerned about getting killed or dying#i love him so much it’s unreal#church
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his swagless mental breakdowns this, his homoerotic patterns of grief that. what about HER grief-stricken moments of extremely poor decisionmaking? what about HER incredibly alarming isolation and trauma-driven life choices?!?!?!
#this one hit my rewatch notes today#was trying to light-heartedly poke fun at Tex for something but then i was like. wait. Self-Isolating Tendencies…#and before i knew it i had gone off on a massive tangent spanning the entire show and was crying about we shall all be healed#so it was quite the progression…
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me talking about tex with my friend who hasnt finished season 1 yet
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Get in the heart shaped locket, boy.
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kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones
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lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die
#prev - i couldn’t agree more#wash#church#(when i finally write my reworked-chorus arc fic it’s over for them)
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