(mostly but not exclusively nsfw) What it says on the tin. Sometimes, the man having a good time is me.
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I can't bear how handsome he is
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pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.
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none of my moots have TikTok so I’m posting this here
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while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully
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