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so i went digging through the wacky watch's guts...

and found EXACT LISTS of all the 'quick facts' that can show up on any individual character's page!

i should note that i've been trying to get this post in the tag for DAYS, but it wouldn't show up. the original post is still up, you can go find it, it's true!

ANYWAYS, INTO THE MEAT OF IT! obviously, there’s a list of common phrases that are shared by every single character, including caine. these are as follows:

Was arrested in Toronto for screaming at modern art back in 1983

They famously can't tie their own shoes!

Known for inventing the phrase 'find the needle in the haystack, in reverse'.

In 1974, they famously led a group of protesters to the ministry of winter.

They own the largest chain of restaurants which are all built in the shape of a chicken.

They are Brutalist architecture's number one fan, they go on all the forums and praise it.

They are Brutalist architecture's number one hater, they go on all the forums and hate on it.

They once travelled between Montreal to Tokyo via Canoe because they're stupid.

They are the new property owners of Mels Hole.

They infamously ate 40 pounds of Chocolate in less than an hour one time!

They are the tallest characters in the circus, but only when they hand stand.

They famously won 7 simultaneous court cases in just one day.

On a trip to a New Jersey airfield, they might have accidentally caused the infamous Hindenburg Disaster.

They have the largest match box collection in the world, minus the matches, that and the boxes

They secretly created a life size replica of the Sydney Opera house made entirely of match sticks

The most Green, non Green character who is really Purple deep down, but physically they are Blue.

They are well known for their incredible fast gum chewing abilities

su evas su pleh namdam a si eniaC ,su evas su pleh namdam a si eniaC

naturally, if you reverse that last one, you get the following:

Caine is a madman help us save us, Caine is a madman help us save us

unsettling! and speaking of caine, he has a few lines that are COMPLETELY unique to his page! these are:

Bubble why...

You should probably vote for him…

They are EVERYONE's best friend!!!

now, about that last one — all seven characters have a certain set of facts that identify them as someone else’s best friend or rival (for example, "They are Pomni's best friend!"). at a glance, these may seem trivial, but despite being templated they are all VERY SPECIFIC and unique to each character. in fact, they seem to reflect things we already know about the characters’ relationships with one another while also providing some nifty new insights!

here’s a quick breakdown of what’s what there:

Kinger

Lists everyone as a rival. 

Only lists Ragatha and Pomni as friends.

Zooble

Lists everyone as a rival but Gangle.

Lists everyone but Jax as a friend.

Pomni

Lists everyone as a rival. 

Only lists Ragatha, Kinger, and Jax as friends. 

Jax

Lists only Ragatha, Zooble, and Gangle as rivals. 

Lists only Kinger and Pomni as friends. 

Gangle

Lists everyone as a rival by Zooble. 

Has the most unique friend convention - everyone is a friend but specifically Zooble and Pomni have two exclamation points, while Jax has a question mark. 

Ragatha

Lists everyone as a rival. 

Lists only Kinger and Pomni as friends. 

note that caine is listed in absolutely none of these. :) 

anyways, what’s neat about this is the insight it might provide into who each member of the cast trusts… AND who they DON’T trust. AND who they may feel conflicted about trusting! going into episode 6, which seems to focus on exactly that, i personally am feeling both more and less terrified with this knowledge in hand.

DO AS YOU WILL WITH THIS POWER!

(also shoutout to @poppyfromtheinternet for help combing through and formatting this info, as well as writing this post!)

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*plants mint directly in your dash* heehee :3

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Mango!

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Cleaned up version of the artwork that I started on stream!

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// Past Life Spoilers

BigB skin was so so pretty that i just had to draw it, they should give the skin artist a billilion dollars

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The Society is pleased

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Art from "A Midsummer Night's Fayre" published by Gamewright! They have kindly allowed me to sell prints of the top image as a Gen Con exclusive print. You can find me at table 26 in the Art Show!

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The Pokémon Sea

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in the past life. straight up "cabin core-ing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My [LOGS! BEAR RUGS! BIG HAIRY CHESTS! MEN! MANLY MEN!]

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From Vulture’s Oral History of Lilo and Stitch, here’s stories of what Michael Eisner was like in sweatbox screenings of 90s DIsney classics.

Completely fucking clueless. The incarnation of Defunctland’s jokes about him. Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois just hid Lilo and Stitch from him until it was done, absolute legends.

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distressing things to say to your friends

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Continuing my watch-through of season 7. These were certainly skins that were worn.

Bonus silly comic that I was gonna sketch properly but this doodle I did just to get the idea down is really funny so I'm gonna post it as is (also since it happens to be Grian and Bdubs as well, it felt on theme)

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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Can you guys watch my fairy tale prince with the lamb motif and my jaded knight who sees himself as nothing more than a starving and desperate wolf while I step out for a moment? And DON'T 🫵 let them kiss.