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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

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there will be people who choose to misunderstand you no matter how hard you try to explain yourself. you can’t change their minds. focus on how you see yourself.

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I love that people just screenshot tiktoks. Fuck videos

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Its honestly so sad that people irl cant cum literal buckets worth

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Remembering when I went over to my female teacher's house in 5th grade and saw that she lived with another female teacher & went home going "wow, so teachers really do all live together!" & then my family had to explain to me what lesbians are

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god bless straight guys who jack off together

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im his left hand arm man. his nothing. his traitor. his arch nemesis. his foul beast

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i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

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MOUSE YAOI REAL

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I know I'm a bit late to saying this but frankly if I found out a secret society of magic-users were just playing nonsense sports and making up slurs for the rest of us instead of helping us out with famines or leukemia I think I'd apply for a job with my local witch hunters