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in another world, i'm a 5'10 frat boy who tells everyone he's 6' and currently am standing on a table, shouting "if you're not a brother or fucking a brother, get tf out!" and i think that's pretty cool.

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like to charge reblog to cast

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

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im eating a caeser salad rn

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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I’m like nine percent sure anything will happen here (I’ll probably do some of these regardless) but I saw this and found it fun

⭐️15 notes and I talk to my one teacher about respecting me

25 notes and I start seriously looking into medical things I want

⭐️75 notes and I actually tell my director about future plans and ask him for advice

175 notes and I look into getting a private lesson teacher

⭐️215 notes and I start making time for my writing and reading interests

290 notes and I start truly planning my future

⭐️376 notes and I start playing live shows

550 notes and I start caring more about looking into my chronic pain issues

⭐️720 notes and I talk to my audio teacher about forecasting (this has been reached but I competed ig before it was reached cause I had to )

1220 notes and I stand up for myself more

1559 notes and I talk to the choir director (does not apply anymore)

1780 notes and I ask for help when I need it

2025 notes and I ask out the guy I’m into

Edit I’m not setting an absolute limit but if I feel like you spam too much I will cut you off at some point .

Edit: beacuse I can’t cut the reblogs off in the replies I’ll dm you. If you don’t wish to be dmed to be cut off keep it at a max ten reblogs per person.

Edit: I have achieved some of the pink goals

Edit : thank you everyone ❤️

Edit: I’m adding some more stretch goals and the current 650 (the highest)will become higher (and I ask out teh guy I’m into)

Edit: I had to do 720 early

Edit: 1559 no longer applies

Pink have been reached

When I actually get to completing the pink goals they will get a ⭐️

@skythesnake you can’t be every single note

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"without men, who's gonna protect women?"

without men, who do women need protection from?

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trump actually inhaled too much of his fake tan lmaoo

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34*

can we imagine a system where the president is immune from his 24 felonies?

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"if i were president, it never would've started" it started before you. read a book plz

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can we imagine a system where the president is immune from his 24 felonies?

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it's giving "ridiculous, utterly ridiculous"

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"it's a very simple question" oh he ateeee

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"im talking now" as if you havent interrupted everyone in that room a million times?

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"im talking now" as if you havent interrupted everyone in that room a million times?

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i love the moderators omg they hate him

just let them talk, man, no one wants to hear your squeaky ass voice

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OH SHE ATE!!!

oh she ate him