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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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*rumors going around that Stan died after not coming to school for a week*
Richie: *filming Stan as they walk into school* What do you have to say about the rumors of you dying?
Stan: *unfazed* It’s true.
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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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IT (2019) but it’s just the shit I find funny
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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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it isn’t acceptable for being cyberbullied
and yet
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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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8!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭
a kiss + being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward
I hope that you like it! If anyone wants to be on my tag list, just let me know!
While this is based on canon, it’s not entirely compliant with chapter 2 so it’s better not to envision the movie here. I think it goes without saying that Eddie and Stan live in this version.
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He was tired. Not just sleepy, but deeply, achingly exhausted in a way that he’d never really felt before. Richie didn’t just feel like he could sleep for a week. He felt like he could hibernate for months and still not feel like he’d pulled himself from that unending abyss. He felt odd, sprawled on the steps of a place he once swore never to return to. The Derry High School sign loomed in front of him, facing towards the street yet glaring at him all the same.
“You’re not s’pposed to smoke here, you know?”
In spite of his exhaustion, a smile still managed to pull at his lips at the sound of that oh so familiar voice. A voice that he’d forgotten and remembered. A voice that he never wanted to forget again.
“Just needed you to tell me again, Dr. K,” Richie said, flicking the ashes away from his cigarette before taking a beat to put it out against the pavement beside him. “Didn’t take the first million times you said it.”
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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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Late nights in the Tozier house ❤️
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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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cold outbreak ( finn x sick!reader )
request
   ↳ finn taking care of you when you’re sick headcanon?
warnings
   ↳ fluff, fluff, maybe bad words oops but jus fluff lol 
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   ↳ hi i made this an au so finn isn’t famous but is just your boyfriend that goes to your school if that’s okay? also omg how long has it been since i last wrote here? three months? idk oops sorry but enjoy! love u x
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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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here’s MY COMPLETELY unpopular opinion:
richie tozier over age like…25 wouldn’t be caught literally dead wearing anything remotely “wacky” in his personal life. he’s a well dressed adult man. & he absolutely cringes at the things he used to wear in his youth to garner all of the attention he could physically manage. 
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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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It’s time for the final round! We went from sixty-four tropes to just two!
we’ve got Enemies to Friends to Lovers vs Fake Relationship
Soulmates - Marks and Friends with Benefits will get a 5k-10k fic
Mutual Pining, Sleepover, Sharing a Bed, and Truth or Dare will all get a 1k-5k fic
the runner up will get a 10k-20k fic
the winner will get a 20k fic
go here to vote in Round 6 and please signal boost this to get the word out!
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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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IT CHAPTER TWO (2019) dir. Andy Muschietti
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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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Losers, losers!! 🎈
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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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Maggie always had some trouble understanding her son. When she was 27 and began to feel sick in the morning she knew what it meant. Her and went weren’t exactly trying, but they weren’t being cautious either. She prays for a girl and gives birth to a little boy on a cold night in March. The baby sneezes a lot, Maggie wraps him in blankets and sings to him while Went is at work, and tries not to feel the shade of blue Richie’s blankets are. The house is empty expect for her and baby and he cries, louder than a baby should cry, she thinks. She naps on the living room couch until he cries and then screams and she drags herself out of bed. When Richie says his first words, “dada” Maggie tries not to be upset, though she’s been carrying him around and pooping her lips to make the sound “mama” for months now. 
But once baby starts talking he doesn’t stop. Then, she has a talkative toddler who grows knotty black hair out of his head. No pinks or braids, but bugs and toy soldiers and a raggedy brown teddy bear. Maggie thinks he cries more than a boy should, even as young as he is. He’ll cry when he bites his tongue blabbering too fast, cry when teddy is missing for five minutes, cry when daddy is ten minutes late (she shouldn’t have taught him how to read the clock, she thinks.) He wails and Maggie wipes his tears and tries not to think about how she’d feel better if he was a girl. 
The crying slows when he’s 7 and 8 with his first real pack of friends: Billy and Stanley. They’re polite boys who sit on either side of Richie in front of the TV while Richie explosively impersonates the cartoons. He’s moved on from simply talking, now doing his “voices.” Went loved coming home and hearing Richie at the dinner table do his best voices, but he hadn’t heard Richie practicing all day like Maggie had. She tries not to get agitated, but finds herself saying “shh Richie,” in a harsher voice than she means to when she’s combing his hair and trying to watch the news. At 9, Richie makes another new friend. Smaller than the rest in their little group, she notices, but a million times snippier, rolling his eyes and hiding his giggles at Richie’s voices. He’s very polite to her “Yes, Mrs. Tozier. Thank you Mrs. Tozier.” But his voice shakes a little when he talks to her. Eddie comes over more than the other two and Mrs Tozier starts getting calls from one Sonia Kaspbrak. And it all clicks into place why Eddie’s a little afraid of her. 
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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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me @ my mutuals
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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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Maggie always had some trouble understanding her son. When she was 27 and began to feel sick in the morning she knew what it meant. Her and went weren’t exactly trying, but they weren’t being cautious either. She prays for a girl and gives birth to a little boy on a cold night in March. The baby sneezes a lot, Maggie wraps him in blankets and sings to him while Went is at work, and tries not to feel the shade of blue Richie’s blankets are. The house is empty expect for her and baby and he cries, louder than a baby should cry, she thinks. She naps on the living room couch until he cries and then screams and she drags herself out of bed. When Richie says his first words, “dada” Maggie tries not to be upset, though she’s been carrying him around and pooping her lips to make the sound “mama” for months now. 
But once baby starts talking he doesn’t stop. Then, she has a talkative toddler who grows knotty black hair out of his head. No pinks or braids, but bugs and toy soldiers and a raggedy brown teddy bear. Maggie thinks he cries more than a boy should, even as young as he is. He’ll cry when he bites his tongue blabbering too fast, cry when teddy is missing for five minutes, cry when daddy is ten minutes late (she shouldn’t have taught him how to read the clock, she thinks.) He wails and Maggie wipes his tears and tries not to think about how she’d feel better if he was a girl. 
The crying slows when he’s 7 and 8 with his first real pack of friends: Billy and Stanley. They’re polite boys who sit on either side of Richie in front of the TV while Richie explosively impersonates the cartoons. He’s moved on from simply talking, now doing his “voices.” Went loved coming home and hearing Richie at the dinner table do his best voices, but he hadn’t heard Richie practicing all day like Maggie had. She tries not to get agitated, but finds herself saying “shh Richie,” in a harsher voice than she means to when she’s combing his hair and trying to watch the news. At 9, Richie makes another new friend. Smaller than the rest in their little group, she notices, but a million times snippier, rolling his eyes and hiding his giggles at Richie’s voices. He’s very polite to her “Yes, Mrs. Tozier. Thank you Mrs. Tozier.” But his voice shakes a little when he talks to her. Eddie comes over more than the other two and Mrs Tozier starts getting calls from one Sonia Kaspbrak. And it all clicks into place why Eddie’s a little afraid of her. 
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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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reddie fic recs
no particular order
Men of Fall by kaboomslang - Rated E - 7K
Do you remember? He watches his own hand slide closer along the armrest. Do memories transfer by touch, in this fucked up magic town? Remember, Richie, please, and tell me I wasn’t imagining things.
Bright as yellow by speakslow - Rated E - 120K
“ ‘Remember that hot guy I couldn’t stop turning around to stare at while watching the movie? Y’know, the one I stalked? He’s being hilarious in my math class full of nerds.’ You honestly think that’s my fault, Eds?”
Eddie felt his cheeks heating up, because Richie was right about all of it. Well, most of it. “My name is Eddie, not Eds. And I didn’t stal–”
“Nice to meet you, Eddie. See, isn’t that better? Eddie and Richie, Richie and Eddie. R plus E. It has a nice ring to it.”
wonder violet by belby - Rated M - 74K
"Right." Eddie's not sure what to think. "Well, thanks, for sticking up for me." Eddie's also not sure if he means that, but it feels like something he should say.
"Yeah, 'course," Richie replies. "You're my sister's best friend."
heaven isn’t too far away by reddieforlove - Rated E - 14K
Eddie has a problem. To fix it, he goes to extreme measures and calls a phone sex hotline. Little does he know that the person who he matches up with will change everything.
Let’s Hear it For the Boy by sloppybitch - Rated E - 9K
Eddie’s just trying to see if he’s not alone when he downloads Grindr on his phone. It’s by pure, terrifying coincidence that one of the first messages he receives on there is from none other than Richie freaking Tozier.
Long story short:
trashmouth;) (11:03PM): oh me, oh my. fancy seeing u here
Eddie (11:33PM): holy FUCKING SHIT.
AND
Let’s Give the Boy a Hand by sloppybitch - Rated E - 24K
After finding each other on Grindr and sharing a couple of saucy texts and a phone call that would make a nun faint, Richie and Eddie find each other in the clubhouse, and they... talk. Sure, they talk. Let’s call it talking.
Beverly, meanwhile, discovers that none of the Losers have ever gotten drunk, and what’s being a teenager without breaking a few drinking laws? Ben has a free house, and Eddie has never been more afraid of a game of Truth or Dare in his entire fucking life.
The Power of Sexting by piginawig - Rated E - 4K
Richie accidentally sends Eddie a shirtless picture. Things escalate from there.
Or, Richie and Eddie play Gay Chicken: Sexting Edition.
you’re allowed to own a sex toy (you’re even allowed to use it) by cloudassless- Rated E - 8K
Arms laden with candy, Eddie takes the stairs two at a time, balancing his precious cargo. He elbows the bedroom door out of his way and starts to say, "We don't even have 3 Musketeers, you picky asshole," but the words fizzle and die on his lips when he enters his room.
Richie is sitting cross-legged with his back against the headboard, nodding his head distractedly to the beat of the music. His glasses are pushed up on the top of his head, and his long, pale fingers are spinning Eddie's vibrator like it's a twirling baton.
fellas, is it gay to jack a bro off? by didsw - Rated E - 10K
They’ve skipped class to do this. This; meaning the two of them sneaking off from fourth period to blow each other behind the school, down near where the property ends and the grass starts to run high.
It didn’t start off so crass, with Richie’s pants hoisted around his waist and his head thumping against the brick of the school. He’s completely out in the open and shivering because he left his windbreaker in his locker, warm only where Eddie’s hand and Eddie’s mouth is on him, fuck. It’s completely ridiculous. Absurd. Insane. And now, apparently, it’s the new normal.
Or: Eddie and Richie are Totally Straight FWBs
Third Time’s the Charm by Mackintosh14 - Rated E - 17K
Eddie squeezed his hand, not knowing what to say. Somehow, knowing that it was temporary amnesia made him feel a lot better. The other man squeezed back, and smiled, but it was a complicated smile. It looked like it hurt.
"You . . ." said Eddie, taking a stab at who the man must be. "Are you my . . . boyfriend?"
The man froze, then scoffed, looking at him with saucer-wide eyes.
(In other words, Eddie wakes up in a hospital just outside of Derry with no memory of who he is or what happened to him.)
Things That Happen After Eddie Lives by IfItHollers - Rated E - 107K
In a world where Richie manages to save Eddie from It after the deadlights, they still have problems on their to-do list. Featuring everything from Derry to Los Angeles—Richie Tozier's murder trial, Eddie Kaspbrak's divorce proceedings, bedsharing of the platonic and non-platonic varieties, an investigation of magic, a truly disgusting séance, the quintessential morosexual road trip, and OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES.
Zero Characters Left by stellarbisexual - Rated E - 44K
Eddie works in social media at a tech start-up in Boston, and Richie's been hired to do some video production for the company.
Characters are aged-up to their late twenties, and this takes place in 2017.
Fall Away From Me (I Just Can’t Take It) by The_lazy_eye - Rated E - 19K
It’s okay, though, Eddie tells himself. It’s all fine. This is part of their arrangement. This is a casual thing they have going. It’s his own stupid fault for catching feelings for someone he agreed to casually fuck. Especially when that person is his best friend from childhood.
Stay for the Storm by inoubliable - Rated E - 20K
“Richie and Eddie had become friends almost on sight. Since they met, most of Eddie's time in Los Angeles has involved Richie in some way.
It's a little different, now that they're both famous.
It's a little different, now that they're sleeping together.
Well, to be fair, they've been sleeping together for a long time, but. No one knows, not even their friends. Eddie has been very careful about that. It's just not the sort of publicity he needs.
So when Beverly calls him that sunny Thursday morning, the last thing he expects her to say is, "You're fucking Richie?”
Havana by chucknovak - Rated E - 32K
Eddie Kaspbrak, a senior in college, lives a closeted life. That life, however, is challenged when he meets Richie Tozier on spring break.
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mentalnobility · 6 years ago
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I'mma try something
reblog if you would throw tear gas into a pedophile's house just like how Abby did.
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