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innocent children starved to death because Israel is blocking aid:

how are these pictures even real? how can people look at these pictures and not die on the inside? inhumane. the conditions they’re living in, the pain they’re going through is simply inhumane. no words at all. 💔

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I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

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Even gods shed tears.

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Us looking at the teddy bear:

Loki proud he got us the bear:

I'm here! I'm here! Fluffy asks!!! 😍😍😍

So I have an idea that have been toying in my head but I can't seem to get inspo for. So, hopefully you might.

It's the county fair / carnival fic. Where maybe Loki is hesitant to go. But you stick with him anyway. And maybe he wins you a stuffed animal or something. 🙀🥰

And if for some reason 😈 you want to venture out of the fluff back into secksy time. That's fine too. 😁

Fluffy-Drabble Marathon A link to my FLUFF Library is here Warnings: Not a bean. (w/c 850) A link to my Masterlist is here [18+]

The Teddy "Bear"

“Let me get this straight” Loki purred, sarcasm dripping from his voice, “in order for me to prove my affections to a midgardian woman, I must procure this inanimate beast?” You shrugged, an amused smirk toying at your lips as you tried to remain stoic. “I mean...sure, if you want to put it like that.” The bald man behind the carnival stall nodded confidently, tucking his thumbs into his extended waistband, “I dunno where you’re from pal, but roun’ here we treat our women right.” Loki turned to you with his eyebrows raised, “Your earthly rights of passage never fail to underwhelm me, darling” he murmured, as he passed five dollars to the man pinched between his forefinger and thumb with an air of disgust.

“Right” he said, rolling back his shoulders. “What do I need to do in order to victoriously capture that large green...what is that darling?” “A bear.” you said, watching his eyebrows shoot up again. “No it’s not.” he replied, his tone barely containing his distaste for the whole mortal affair he found himself caught up in. “It is” you said casually, enjoying his torment slightly. He’d made such a dramatic fuss of coming at all that it seemed a shame to waste it now that he was finally enjoying himself. “It’s a teddybear.” “A what?” he blustered, “A teddy bear? What in nine hels? You ridiculous mortals. To debase a fearsome creature so with your garish textiles and plush innards."

“Ya gotta pop three balloons, pal. Ya get ten darts and that’s it. Game over. Think you’re man enough?” the stallmaster goaded jovially as he extended a fistful of allocated darts to the disbelieving god. “I am not a man.” Loki spat, as you raised your palm to his chest, a quiet whisper of not here in his ear re-centring him as he sighed deeply; the stall owner looking on in amusement. “This is absurd.” your boyfriend muttered, as he inspected a dart between his fingers; eyeing you to the side of him as you smiled widely in anticipation. “Come on, you said you’d give it a go…” you keened, “it’s your colours and everything.” “Fear not, my love. I shall claim you this so-called ‘teddy’ bear which you desire, mark my words.”Loki muttered as he lined up his first shot. Six darts down, and the god of mischief was becoming incandescent with seething rage. “Are you a sorcerer, friend?” he sneered at the stall-master, “Think your clever with your little tricks do you? You will rue the day…” he murmured as his eyes narrowed towards the fully intact wall of balloons. You squinted as his hand retracted, getting ready to fire. Perhaps this hadn��t been a good idea after all. Loki and casual competition didn’t seem to mix. Monopoly night should have taught you that.

The dart soared mercilessly through the air, a sharp crack snapping as it flew effortlessly through the wooden board behind. Still, no balloons fell to his efforts. “Ey’ pal you broke my board…” the man moaned, dipping behind to inspect the damage. “Curses.” Loki muttered, aggressively pulling the hem of his sweater down. “Y/N I am sorry, it appears I shall fail you against the might of this enchanted affectation. The teddy ‘bear’ may slip through my grasp after all. I have failed you” he said regretfully, eyeing the man shuffling towards them behind the counter suspiciously. “You still have three darts left” you said hopefully, holding them out with optimism as he smiled softly down at your endlessly supportive face, “and you’re Loki Laufeyson, that’s got to count for something.” “Indeed, Y/N” he said thoughtfully, grasping the darts in your hand and turning purposefully back to his balloon-wielding nemesis, “indeed I am.” He rolled his shoulders back once more, his biceps flexing against the tight-knit of the sweater. You were secretly hoping it would come to this. You loved when he used his insanely powerful magic for stupid things. He would never do it, unless he felt it necessary. And this allusive teddybear had just become necessary. Oh yes. An imperceptible green glow snaked around his fingertips; encasing the dull dart. His fingers released it, letting it fly straight into a balloon; thrusting through the rubber with a satisfying pop. You cheered violently, your hands shooting involuntarily in the air as Loki gathered you and spun you around. “Yeah, yeah pal...one down, two to go. Remind me how many darts ya got left there?” the bald man jibbed, counting the money in his pouch absent-mindedly. Loki ran one hand through his luscious hair, curls falling in devastatingly handsome waves as he smirked towards the insufferable man, “Two. Which is one too many, friend.” His eyes never left the stall-master’s as he threw the dart to the side, popping a whole line of balloons as it swerved sideways through a row. The water contained in the balloons surged across the man standing amazed at the side, hitting him as his mouth dropped open; spluttering. “H-How, h-how…” he stammered as he shook his hands by his side, waving a wad of five dollar bills now sodden in his clutches. “Lucky shot.” Loki shrugged, as he pulled you flush to his chest, “The teddy bear, my good man? As agreed.” You heard the very wet stall-master grumbling about cheating and out-of-towners as Loki leaned forward to kiss you needily, his passions inflamed by his victory against the dark depths of carnival subterfuge. The bear was thrust upon you, it’s violently green body surrounding two hilariously terrifying eyes that stared up at you judgementally, as Loki beamed with pride. “Consider my affections proved, my love” he said proudly, as you made your way hand in hand towards the ferris wheel. Marathon Tags @lady-rose-moon @michelleleewise @mochie85 @vbecker10 @wheredafandomat @lokisninerealms @holdmytesseract @nightshadelm @thedistractedagglomeration @sititran @loopsisloops @theaudacitytowrite @xorpsbane @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @gigglingtigger @lokischambermaid @holymultiplefandomsbatman

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Tom explaining how he connected with Loki in the season 2 finale.

My camera phone camera hates this lighting but I love what Tom says here.

“Do it for your friends and the people you love.”

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How do I get this job

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

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So, thanks to President Biden’s Infrastructure Bill, remote locations on the Navajo Nation Reservation will be receiving electricity for the first time — ever.

Also, water treatment devices are being developed to help the tribe access clean running water. After decades without.

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A fae being stands before you.

“Every day you will receive one thousand dollars in your bank account. But every time you lift a glass to your lips to take a drink, you will hit your front teeth on the first try. Every. Time. Do you accept this deal?”

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the bon jovi scene from the season 3 finale still makes me cry sorry. sam's like okay so you know how you're about to fucking die and dean's like haha I veto this emotional moment shhhh we're not talking about it. instead I offer you bon jovi masculinity cowboy song! and sings along for JUST LONG ENOUGH that sam laughs and relaxes and starts singing too and then Dean stops singing. drops the show. eyes on the road. we the viewer realize that was just smoke and mirrors special effects for sam's benefit. to make him smile. and distract him. to give him one last good memory. we the viewer know this but. Sam doesn't. he's still singing.

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i mean this so seriously if you have any sort of creative project you can and should be a little obsessed with it. you should reread your own writing and look at your own art and brag about your ocs its literally good for your health

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season one of supernatual is so funny to me. sam and dean will literally show up to the crime scene in some fuck ass flannels and dean is in his leather jacket and the cops are like "who the hell are you?" and dean will be like "oh, us? well we are obviously from the us fish and wildlife service who else could we possibly be???" 

meanwhile theyre in the craziest outfits known to mankind with no badge or anything, so the cops will ask for their IDs and they'll hand them the most unconvincing fake id you'll ever see. the thing will be crumpled to no return and look like it was all hand written by a toddler and SOMEHOW THE COPS STILL BELIEVE THEM??

and then, they'll start questioning the victims family like "aw man :( I'm so sad for you :( that must be really hard :( so like what happened? and on a completely separate note, did you see anything? feel a temp drop? did you feel a cold spot? did you see something weird? like a creature mayhaps? like a ghost? did you see a ghost? do you believe in ghosts? please tell me it's a ghost?" like that's a totally normal line of questioning for a random drowning from two members of the us fish and wildlife service.

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We’ve seen butt (which was great👀and haunts me) now get ready for:

Loki chewing on something and showing off his perfect jaw muscles I could drool over all day🫠

Okokok I could talk about this all damn day. Yes. I have an unhealthy fixation on that little flex of his jaw. It's too much. The final flourish of apocalyptic desire. Like how can you act with your jawline and somehow he manages it.

Exhibit B:

Personal theory, that why Loki's helmet covers his jawline. To prevent the immediate expiration of his companions and the subsequent rampant uncontrolled devastation of panties.

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i don’t know how to tell people that deriving pleasure - sexual pleasure included! - from art* is good actually, and that creating specific kind of art “just” because you find it hot or whatever is just as good a reason as any, and you don’t actually need some “deep and meaningful” reason to create art about things. pleasure - sexual pleasure included - is not the devil, it is not Bad and shameful, and it’s not any less valid of a reason to create something than because you want to, idk, explore the depths of the human consciousness or something

* art here includes writing

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Not just thousands of Palestinian children, but tens of thousands of Palestinian youths, men, women, and the elderly. 5% of Gaza's population has been either severely disabled/injured, has gone missing, or has been genocided. From destroying orchards and farms, to the destruction of Gaza Infrastructure to the point where it has collapsed in many spaces -especially their medical complexes, to the complete lack of access to fresh and clean water. Israhell is also still starving Palestinians -is still committing war crimes, and now this? The zionists are continuing their illegal settler-colonial project full steam ahead apparently, and it's beyond horrific.

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My name is also Heba. But when i was her age, i was always within the embrace of my mother. food and shelter were not a thing my parents had to worry about. Why am i almost 24 years old, but she didn't even get to 4 months old? what is this world we are living in?

CEASEFIRE NOW AND OPEN RAFAH CROSSING

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