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whoops lost myself for about eight years there
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the world is my oyster and i keep slipping and slicing my hands trying to crack open the shell
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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me
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You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days
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闄勮繎2 Nearby2
Translation: Guandi Wu Proofreading: Amir Hampel
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what鈥檚 it called when you鈥檙e so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn鈥檛 feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that
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Weed gummy should cost 50垄 and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
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cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody
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