Maddy, 25, she/her. Artist, animator, writer, cat lover, and metalhead 😸🤘🎸 check out my art blogs @meowtalheadart, @metalmysteries, and @hardcoreguystickfigure, my music blog @beartoothbarry, and my guild wars 2 blog @cindermetalheadgw2!
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Religious Beliefs
Don’t be a dick
Anything antibacterial works against vampires
Ghosts and Fairies aren’t real but you still have to be polite and respectful if you meet one
Watching videos out loud on your phone on the toilet in a public restroom sends your soul directly to applebees when you die
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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one
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we should call it this again
#trekkies: so this kind of fic is called get 'em and-#actual trek writers in charge of the miles obrien episodes: say no more
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I'm an atheist but if I did believe in god I'd think that asshole was sending all his most annoying creations specifically to my job on purpose. Just the dumbest, rudest guys he ever invented. To MY post office
#today someone forgot not when but IF they put their mail on hold#WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO PICK UP THE MAIL YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU PUT ON HOLD?#DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU LIKE??? SCHRODINGER'S MAIL?????
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The guitar is vastly improving my mental health yet at the same time my job makes every attempt to worsen it. I have become dependent on the guitar to ward off mental breakdowns
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I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference
and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”
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Who are generally more well-behaved? Seals or sea lions?
This might help put things into perspective. 😅
But in all honesty, our animals are amazing! Each individual has unique challenges and strengths, but they are all good pinns.
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british fantasy name: wicklebort smee
american fantasy name: aethiraimia “mia” windfeeler
chinese fantasy name: zhang youming (minimum two pages of in-text etymology about why they’re called this)
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why do some birders hate squirrels so much to the point that they actually have beef with these rodents. they are simply creatures also
#people say and do the most fucked up shit to squirrels even outside of being obsessive about who gets to use the bird feeder#once saw a car with like 3 different 'animal lover' bumper stickers speed up from 15 to 30 in a residential neighborhood to hit one
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*news anchor voice* We live in an ever more polarized world. From the left we hear that trans people should be allowed to play sports, while the right is saying that the rapist felon president should be allowed to deport people of color without due process and invade California to arrest its governor if they get in his way.
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